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I've watched a lot of espionage movies and war films (I'm a war movie veteran, you're welcome for my service) and now that I think about it, I don't remember hearing any character say "wheels down"
It's always "wheels up in five" or whatever time (wheels up at 2100 etc) and then "we're two clicks from the extraction point" or similar. Wheels down sounds retarded. Maybe he shopped it at his last stand up special before using it on Twitter
Wheels out maybe

Those cactus will never fruit. Unless you count him
 

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I've watched a lot of espionage movies and war films (I'm a war movie veteran, you're welcome for my service) and now that I think about it, I don't remember hearing any character say "wheels down"
It's always "wheels up in five" or whatever time (wheels up at 2100 etc) and then "we're two clicks from the extraction point" or similar. Wheels down sounds retarded. Maybe he shopped it at his last stand up special before using it on Twitter
"Touched down" would've been fine but Pat had to write something different to feel like a special boy yet wound up sounding odd and stupid (as usual).
 

WifeStoreWill

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I think he posted that just to make the funsters here think that he was taking yet another vacation and shirking his financial obligations to repay his significant debt
I think it was just a joke because only a retard would have thought that was actually Paris. There are people standing under the tower and they’re like 1/6 the size of the whole thing. And then obviously the shitty midwest buildings right next to it.
 
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Don't have tits, stlaker. I have pecs.



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In paris iin my experience it was usually small vs big glass. The big one was 500ml which is just a few ml bigger than a pint. So in the touristy areas you can get a pint essentially.
Yeah, mostly in the "Irish" pubs for the Brit tourists and Pat, when he tagged along with that youtuber because he didn't want to be alone with his dyke wife on their honeymoon.
 

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Lazy asshole probably thinks these weeds are "pretty" and will leave them so they can choke the entire root systems of everything else and kill everything around them. View attachment 135480View attachment 135481
When I lived in Tucson, we would get snow in the foothills and cold temperatures over night. The prickly pear cacti were fine.


This ignorance is what happens Patty never leaves Wisconsin (except for a brief trip to Florida to sell insurance) and lives in his internet bubble.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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This ignorance is what happens Patty never leaves Wisconsin (except for a brief trip to Florida to sell insurance) and lives in his internet bubble.
We learned in first grade about deserts getting freezing cold at night. I showed his post to a friend who’s a succulent collector and they summed it up succinctly:

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Chive Turkey

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He posted this an hour ago. Fat faggot (with bitch tits) is still in Milwaukee
Climate activist pat is my least favorite
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Everything he does has to be so fucking cunty, it's ridiculous.

Dummy Pat thinking transplanting something into a different environment and it not dying proves anything. Deserts regularly get fucking cold too.

"THEN WHY AREN'T THERE CACTAE ALL AROUND ME, CHILD? CHECKMATE, stlaker"

Because there's way more variables at work in determining what species become dominant in a given ecosystem than just temperature, dummy. Plants are highly competitive just like animals, it just takes longer. Cacti in particular are highly adapted to extremely dry environments, aka DESERTS. They wouldn't fare well on the grand scale in lush environments against other fauna which haven't specialised themselves in such a potentially constrictive way.

I don't know if it's standard but I see centiliters on the menus there. So I'll usually see 25/50 cl.

Nice boring anecdotes stupid
It is, usually with bottled beverages. I suppose it's so you don't feel like a Tomlinson drinking hundreds of something.
 
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