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chewtoyrapist

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Prickly pear is not affected by freezing temps like other cactii. It has nothing to do with fucking "climate change". This retard really is an expert at nothing.

I don’t know why it annoyed me so much that he's using the noble prickly pear as a prop to oink about climate change. It might be because I was about 6 when I got over how cuuuuhrazyyyy it is that a CACTUS can grow somewhere other than the desert, isn't that wild?? Also like 4 months ago he did nothing but pussyache about how cold and snowy and miserable the winter is but now that it's at an unprecedented 80° in july the world is on fire again.
 
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They’re clearly at a replica. There’s no buildings that close that are as tall as the real Eifel Tower. The building over Thikki’s left shoulder is taller than the tower. Also the building over Pats shoulder is a modernist office building. Those don’t exist in Gay Paree. The frogs don’t serve beer in PDP plastic cups either. Let alone serve beer most places. Niki should be holding a glass of wine, and Pats stink lines are bigger than those around unpasteurized 10 year old Camembert.
You can get a glass of beer in any bistro, cafe or brasserie in France, just not the pint sized ones these two tosspots prefer.

No one actually thought that was Paris, did they? That Eiffel Tower looks inflatable.
 
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He knows it gets pretty cold in the desert at night, right?
It's the extreme drop in temperature in the desert at night and resulting hypothermia which so often kills retarded dumbasses like fatso who think they're climate experts.

 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I don’t know why it annoyed me so much that he's using the noble prickly pear as a prop to oink about climate change. It might be because I was about 6 when I got over how cuuuuhrazyyyy it is that a CACTUS can grow somewhere other than the desert, isn't that wild?? Also like 4 months ago he did nothing but pussyache about how cold and snowy and miserable the winter is but now that it's at an unprecedented 80° in july the world is on fire again.
As expected, he posted this embarrassment on Facebook and was rude and retarded.

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Bonus: His convicted child rapist friend "Liked" it.

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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iBangedQuasi

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He can't say landed like every other common room. He's got to say wheels down like a pilot which he is
I've watched a lot of espionage movies and war films (I'm a war movie veteran, you're welcome for my service) and now that I think about it, I don't remember hearing any character say "wheels down"
It's always "wheels up in five" or whatever time (wheels up at 2100 etc) and then "we're two clicks from the extraction point" or similar. Wheels down sounds retarded. Maybe he shopped it at his last stand up special before using it on Twitter
 
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