Local cheater at a marathon thinks he can out run an NFL player.

[Racist Google Intern]

Because sitting around tweeting

means you have good cardio.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

His best bet would be #3 because he'd get a walk or hit by pitch because he's so fat he would take up the whole batters box.

 

[guest]

Not American obviously, but number one sounds like by far the "easiest" option.

 

[Antwan2]

Oooh please let Pat try to come over the middle and have to eat through a straw forever. He’s better off chucking a basketball from the logo

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Not American obviously, but number one sounds like by far the "easiest" option.

Have you seen the size of those negros?!?!?

 

[guest]

I had to re-read that 6 times to even understand what rick is saying. Why did he write that so clumsily.
it should have been: "I would have the best chance of beating option #2 while simultaneously risking serious injury or death."
...not whatever the fuck he wrote.
Where is the irony?
getting injured or killed isn't pertinent to the ironic scenario at hand.
It would be ironic if he got to the 1 yard line and fumbled, or hit a ball to the warning track and it was caught (the ironic part being that instead of winning, he lost the challenge).
of course pat is a complete nihilist, no kids, no future, gunning for war from his fart couch, so he subconsciously wishes for his pain to end through debilitating injury or death.

retarded asshole.

 

[guest]

Have you seen the size of those negros?!?!?

Sure, but they're amoral too, right. Promise1 of them 2 mill to "D up" lazy and let you sink 3 3 pointers. Anyone (who isn't a spastic) can make a few baskets. No regular Joe is catching a pro qb pass or hitting a fast ball.

 

[chewtoycock]

Have you seen the size of those negros?!?!?

I'm really enjoying the image of pat doing the tard dribble where he has his butt stuck out and is hitting the ball with his palm, then gets it smacked back into his nose whenever he tries to shoot. FACE FACE FACE

 

[Brooke Shields]

This question is retarded. Nice arbitrary 10 million dollars, stupid.

Is the other team trying to prevent you specifically from doing those things?
Baseketball you can just cherry-pick or shoot near half court shots the whole game, probably difficult for most fat fucks.
Football just need to get a 2nd/3rd and 1 to do some gay gadget play for a yard.
Baseball at least there's no cheating, but does hit into play just mean dribble it onto the field? Probably the least likely but luck could happen.


Classic Fatrick thread where the moronic twitter-post becomes the topic cause it's more interesting than the nonsense Pat posted

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Not American obviously, but number one sounds like by far the "easiest" option.

The only way pat is scoring 3 buckets is at KFC, and based on his upcoming 2nd round of legal fees, he better bring a coupon.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

I'm really enjoying the image of pat doing the tard dribble where he has his butt stuck out and is hitting the ball with his palm, then gets it smacked back into his nose whenever he tries to shoot. FACE FACE FACE

Some giant black volleyball spiking the basketball back down pats gullet would be PFG.

 

[NoBacon]

Not American obviously, but number one sounds like by far the "easiest" option.

It’s like saying could you score a goal in open play against Real Madrid, it’s pretty much impossible.

Watch amateurs take penalties against pro goal keepers to see how hard even that is

 

[guest]

It’s like saying could you score a goal in open play against Real Madrid, it’s pretty much impossible.

Watch amateurs take penalties against pro goal keepers to see how hard even that is

Of course, it's why I put easiest in quotes. Maybe i should have said least impossible

 

[RoxburyRick]

Not American obviously, but number one sounds like by far the "easiest" option.

Well they don't play D anymore

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat knows he would fail at all of these. He has zero athletic ability. I would pay good money to see him get lit up on a crossing route.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Sure, but they're amoral too, right. Promise1 of them 2 mill to "D up" lazy and let you sink 3 3 pointers. Anyone (who isn't a spastic) can make a few baskets. No regular Joe is catching a pro qb pass or hitting a fast ball.

What you’re not counting on is the negros instincts kicking in and his need to embarrass whitey. Then when he doesn’t get the money try and say he was promised it anyways and lived up to his end of the deal.

 

[guest]

What you’re not counting on is the negros instincts kicking in and his need to embarrass whitey. Then when he doesn’t get the money try and say he was promised it anyways and lived up to his end of the deal.

"There is no money, you stupid nigger, you blocked all my shots!"

 

[DougOutDoug]

It’s like saying could you score a goal in open play against Real Madrid, it’s pretty much impossible.

Watch amateurs take penalties against pro goal keepers to see how hard even that is

Exactly. Watch former NBA end of the bench scrub Brian Scalabrine, who's in his 40s, on YouTube make an absolute laughingstock of delusional idiots who think they can even score one basket against him one on one.

 

[NoBacon]

Exactly. Watch former NBA end of the bench scrub Brian Scalabrine, who's in his 40s, on YouTube make an absolute laughingstock of delusional idiots who think they can even score one basket against him one on one.

Brian Scalabrine better hope he doesn’t find himself in a knife fight with Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[Honey Badger]

Have you seen the size of those negros?!?!?

They’re the biggest niggers you’ve ever seen!