LitCrit music festival II - the stlakers' revenge

[Riccardo Bosi]

https://app.suno.ai/create/

Let's go, children. Leave no one standing.



Extras:

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Man, I hadn't payed much attention to the music festival in a while, but damn it these have become actual catchy songs.

 

[guest]

I don't mean to be rude but it's hard to ignore what I've been told... Pat what's in your pants? lmaooooo diddily

 

[RickReternal]

Nuclear his family | Suno

upbeat country song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

app.suno.ai

 

[guest]

That's fawkin incredible

 

[PickleRickle]

The pig stands alone in the dirt and the muck
His heart heavy with sorrow, his dreams run amok
For his wife is unfaithful, sitting on a bull's lap
He's down on his luck, with no chance of a comeback
[Verse 2] He rolls in the mud, his spirit now black
Feeling like nothing but a fool and a hack
His oinks turn to cries, his snorts turn to screams
This pig's life has become nothing but shattered dreams

[Chorus] Oh, the pig of despair, he wallows in his pain His hopes and his dreams, all down the drain But through it all, his love for pepperoni remains In this world of darkness, it's the only joy that sustains

Jesus fuck, that tempo change around 1:10 is heavy as balls

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

His oinks turn to cries, his snorts turn to screams

That line is a real rib buster

 

[PickleRickle]

[Verse] In the heartland, where the cornfields sway
Lived a pig named Rube, feeling a bit astray
His GPA was low, couldn't catch a break
But he had a soul that yearned to sing and to shake

Mama Raven flew with wisdom up high
But she never understood poor Rube's sighs
His brother was the star, the varsity king
While Rube just dreamed of spreading his wings

Oh, lonely Rube, with tears in his eyes
Singing the blues under the midnight skies
His daddy, Tommy, a rodeo clown
Left a legacy that Rube vowed to crown

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Yo, listen up, 'cause I got a story to tell
'Bout Patrick, a failure, livin' in a lonely hell
Wears a diaper like a bum, walkin' with no pride
But his wife Nicky got a secret she tries to hide

She likes the smell of Tyrones farts, can you believe?
While Patrick's too busy tryna write books no one will read
Quasi paid him a visit, called him a sorry clown
But Patrick don't care, he's too deep in his funk sound

Gas in the streets, drama in the sheets
Patrick's wife Nicky sneakin' with Tyrone, oh please
Gas in the streets, drama in the sheets
Patrick's left behind, lost in defeat

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Saw him comin' down the street, fire in his eyes
Patrick all wound up, yeah, he's ready to fly
Lost it all in court, the judge gave him the news
Now he's takin' out his anger, ain't got nothin' to lose


Smashed his bike, tore his house, a man gone insane
Tried to bury all his sorrow in the pouring rain
Nikky, his wife, she played him like a fool
Caught her with Tyrone, now he's breakin' all the rules


Torn apart, he's on the edge, losin' his control
Tyrone's gonna taste the fury deep within his soul
Patrick's world is crumblin', there's nothin' left to lose
He'll make sure they remember, the day he paid his dues

 

[Cumiace]

Verse 1: | Suno

country and western song. Listen and make your own with Suno.

app.suno.ai

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[cardwell]

I stole this one

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Yo, listen up, I gotta story to tell
'Bout a guy named Patrick, he didn't mean to cause hell
He was sittin' on his porch, chillin' all alone
When a toothless lizard came, crawlin' from his home


Now Patrick, he's heavy, a sweaty flabby dude
Didn't see that lizard, thinks it's just a little food
Sat right down on it, squished it without a thought
Now he's stuck with a mess, a lizard he had sought

Now Patrick, he's heavy, a sweaty flabby dude
Didn't see that lizard, thinks it's just a little food
Sat right down on it, squished it without a thought
Now he's stuck with a mess, a lizard he had sought


Accidental squish, a lizard's final breath (squish squish)
Patrick's hunger takes over, he's pushing def' on the ledge (eww, yum)
It's a strange little story, one you won't forget
Accidental squish, Patrick eats it without regret (yummy, yummy)

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Piggy piggy grandma balls (ooh-yeah)
Patrick, why's your sack so small? (oooh)
We all saw your tiny Tim (saw him)
Your wife's a lesbian (oh-oh-oh)


We're singing, rockin' with Grandma tonight (rockin' tonight)
Taking no prisoners, feeling so right (feelin' right)
Piggy piggy, balls, we all unite (ooooh)
Grandma's rocking, gonna set this town alight (ooh, ooh, yeah)


Grandma's got the moves, groovin' all around (groovin' around)
Patrick's sack is irrelevant, we won't be bound (won't be bound)
Tiny Tim's no matter, we're singing loud and proud (singing loud and proud)
Cause we're rockin' with Grandma, ain't nothing gonna bring us down (no, no)

 

[guest]

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The Ballad of Tommy Tom
[Start]
[Intro]
[Verse]
Little Tommy Tom with his salmon shirt on
would loiter at the truck stop
And in the rest room like a horny baboon
them boys were flying in mud

[Chorus]
Tommy Two Guns
he's having some fun
A mouthful of pollywogs gettin 'r done. (FUN)
Taking a load
for all of us sinners
He had him a son (Fat)
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse]
And next to the bowl Tommy spotted a hole
It gave him quite the notion
I'll stay and wait here for some bulls to appear.
And then I'll steal their lotion.
[Chorus]
Tommy Two Guns he's having some fun
A mouthful of pollywogs
gettin 'r done. (FUN)
Taking a load
for all of us sinners
He had him a son (Piggy)
[Outro]
[End]

 

[guest]

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That didn't work. But now I know you can say "Niggas fart in her twat" as long as it's in hip hop style. Wait for them to change that.

[Chorus]
Ice, ice, baby.
[synth riff]
I need some ice. Ice, maybe?
[Verse]
Alright stop, perspirate and glisten.
Pat is fat and the judges don't listen
Sweatin . .cuz the SWATtins be startin
Down Niki's twat where da niggas be fartin
"You are not my toilet, child" ARE SO!
Punches don't land cuz his fist too slow
[Bridge]
To the extreme, I got the lumps in my sweater
Light up the bars and rock the stool like a stealthy debtor
[Verse]
SWEAT, gonna do a few projects
Reclaimin some wood, gettin likes is my object
Greasy, when I crawl into bed
What's goin on with the size of my head?
Love it or leave it, I'm gonna gain weight
Don't matter now cuz my wife's not straight

Replyin to the stlakers, that's my hustle
Check out the hoofs, while I'm diggin for truffles
[Chorus]
[Outro]
[End]

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

In my V6 Susan, you know I'm never losin'
Headed home from Hooli's, you know I'm booze cruisin'
Imma keep it movin', always stay groovin'
You can hate and doubt me, but I'm never snoozin'


I'm farting and pooping, I'm tarded and stupid
But I'm still grindin', always on the move, kid
No matter the struggle, I'll keep on pushin'
In my V6 Susan, ain't no time for losin'


Rollin' down the street, got my beats thumpin'
Leavin' all the haters, ain't no time for bumpin'
I may be silly, but I'm always real
The world can try to bring me down, but I'm made of steel

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Shadows of Deceit

Input: Jim Norton married a man taller than him, and that man will one day kill him after he's taken all his money.

[Verse]
In the dim light of a city street
Jim Norton walks, his heart skips a beat
He found love in a man taller than him
But little did he know, his demise would begin

[Verse 2]
With every word, he fell deeper in love
Blinded by affection, he never saw enough
His partner had a plan, a sinister plot
To take all of Jim's money and leave him to rot

[Chorus]
Shadows of deceit, they cloud his mind
A love turned to darkness, so hard to find
Jim Norton, beware, for the end is near
The man you love will turn your world to fear


idk why but this part gets my ribs the hardest: