Listen up all my fans in Ukraine

[guest]

Tubbo needs to see this

I'll let black Spiderman know

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'm thinking of how empty that wallet is in his back pocket

So is Quasi.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

That's... that's all I had.

I can always rely on a brotherman to be funnier than me. Glad I got my fawkin guys.

 

[guest]

Found in r/blackSpiderman

(Please note black Spiderman's talk to text got a little messed up on this one because he was laughing so hard)

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I'll let black Spiderman know

Childs Morales

 

[BUBBLER]

His face slapping into that giant leaf never fails to break a niggas ribs

I'm thinking of how empty that wallet is in his back pocket

 

[DanFielding]

I hope one of those lands on his piece of shit car.

 

[guest]

I hope one of those lands on his piece of shit car.

I hope one of them lands on his piece of shit head.

EDIT: saying that out loud to my talk to text made me actually have to put my phone down and laugh for about 45 seconds until I started crying.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Tamper with unexploded ordinance, amateur volunteer soldier children

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

замовкни, товстун.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

The Costan Rican zipline slaves probably cant stand when fat faggots try do wacky and zany things on the zipline thinking they are original.

 

[SFWA liaison]

A never ending source of second hand embarrassment. His delusion is just so stupid.

"let's go Aleksandr, stop playing with your phone and fetch the last box of rice. We have to hide in the shelters, the Russian jets are coming"

"wait мама, I'm not playing I'm reading advice from this renowned science fiction author on Twitter on how we can get through this. He's fit too and a great father"

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

i hope for Ricks sake this doesn't turn out to be more sensationalist media bullshit. Because after the last few gaffes, this would make him look really silly and clueless.

#GhostOfKiev #GirlPower

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm thinking of how empty that wallet is in his back pocket

Think about how fucking retarded it is to do that stupid upside down shit with your wallet in your pocket in a foreign country.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Think about how fucking retarded it is to do that stupid upside down shit with your wallet in your pocket in a foreign country.

Hellooooo, CosTa Rican fanssss!

 

[Guest]

Bit of advice, Rick, if you have to use Google translate in order to get them to read your twitter lifehacks on how to stop the foreign soldiers killing them, you're not the right guy to be doing it. Enjoy the safety of living in the white part of Milwaukee, and never having to leave your home except when you want to try and fail to cheat on Nikki with by "flirting" with bar staff at Mr. Maloonagins.


Your platitudes and advice mean nothing, you steal them from the Twitter accounts of people Ukrainians should be listening to, former soldiers and strategists. You were a virgin who wrote porn about fucking cats and made a linkedin over it, you shouldn't be the middle man, step back because you're literally in no way a part of any of this.

 

[Meownaw]

The set of balls on this faggot

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Think about how fucking retarded it is to do that stupid upside down shit with your wallet in your pocket in a foreign country.

I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a fanny pack.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The set of balls on this faggot

Quite the set of tits too.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Quite the set of tits too.