That's trademarked you know
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I intended to post it to your profile but you're one of those people
What? I didn't set it like that @chocolatehellhole you're setting people up now? Fucking framing me as a PPWN?
Oh shitttttttttttttttttttt
heyy helllholeeeeeeeeee
Tldr
Can anyone explain this 20 page mess?
Can anyone explain this 20 page mess?
GravyEgg raped leslie
Is she okay?
She was very badly raped, you see!??
VICTIM of the modern world!
Yeah really though. This thread was a like a rollercoaster. Slowly figuring out that it wasn't a bit and he was genuinely attempting to cybersex her sent my sides into orbit.
For fawwwwkkks sake why does the fun stuff have to happen when I'm not here?
spoke* past tense
"You're the girl I needed in Jr high" And this guy is like 60 years old?
if you fast-spin past it with a mouse that does it, it has a zoetrope-like effect. I no longer hate columns of Joe.
That's for wasting my time on this retarded thread.
I really think he never had a female listen to him. He's still in a relationship with his long-term girlfriend that was his Jr. High sweetheart, but she doesn't listen and never has. They're in some podunk town and never broke up because there's nobody else. All the good people in town are taken, you're stuck with each other. Hopefully you still have occasional sex.
So he DMs Leslie, probably at first just jokingly, but then she actually starts to listen because she's a kind person. He mentions wanting to write satire, she offers support. She gives him attention, even when he misbehaves. Meanwhile she becomes somewhat of a celebrity, posters are universally praising her and wanting to perform oral upon her butthole.
So he fucking falls in love with her. His mom just died, he's getting these emotions from a woman, so he just falls. But he's only been with one chick his entire life, so he has zero game. Just recites shit you hear in porn. Yeah bitch I wanna shove my cock down your throat and choke you til your eyes bleed. You're gonna be fucking mine forever you filthy slut.
Meanwhile she's like "dude, no" but he's been with one chick since middle school so he can't process this second girl not being into him. So again, more porn talk. He's friend-zoned, and instead of accepting it and moving on, he cries to Leslie. I wish I would have met you in Jr. High and not my long term girlfriend!!!!! WE'RE SOULMATES!!!
GravyEgg or Leslie, please confirm on twitter how right I am. I have the highest emotional intelligence on onaforums according to Shane Nokes.
What in the faggot hell did I just read? This dude needs to perform a late term abortion on himself.
My what an interesting story you just told.
Dont forget the "Dan blocked me" thread in Off Topic. Nigga dun lost his mind
"Badly" as in ineptly, not to a serious degree. Leslie's a tough cookie, she'll laugh about this in a week. So will I on re-reading this thread.
Anthony Cumia passed away earlier today in his South Carolina home sources are reporting.
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