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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I hate myself most. Does that count?
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Was never a big fan of @sommervilledan. If the @FBI would get off their asses and help me find him I'd go fuck him up
I just show up.
I can't leave it alone. OP coasts along making threads about age of consent and baseball, then has the gall to call me out?
You have an entire Literary section of half-wits to choose from, lathering each other up with low effort vanilla one liners, and you want to focus on The D Man? This reminds me of my time playing in the band Genesis..
You have an entire Literary section of half-wits to choose from, lathering each other up with low effort vanilla one liners, and you want to focus on The D Man? This reminds me of my time playing in the band Genesis..
I played in Genesis also. Small world...
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Anyone who says "funny bit idea:" or "gee, I hope nobody does this to Patrick..." and then posts something for somebody else to do deserves to have their face pressed against a hot stove.
Even simple shit like texting him. Just do it yourself you fucking pussy.
Even simple shit like texting him. Just do it yourself you fucking pussy.
Oh Columbo....
Fuckin right
Some of us don't want to be charged with felony texting. Conspiracy charges, sure, but not felony texts. That requires the bravest and boldest.
I'm just trying to say that I have a family.
Tick tock, stlaker
FAGGOT: @Brooke Shields
How is that an own? I changed my name publicly to avoid a Gallagher Too situation with all your terribly unfunny gimmick alts.
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idk sometimes you just wanna get served the goodies...like eating take out. Yeah, some say its more satisfying to cook shit yourself, but idk, i like space edge's cooking. Is it presumptuous to suggest "maybe text Pat while addressing forum members" or some other funny shit? Idk, but in the end we're all brothamen getting nourished on high quality lol-milk.
Dear NPA,
I understand your frustration from under-staffing on the texting department.
We are aware of the issue and are looking to back-fill these positions with the highest priority.
On a personal note, I'm doing my BSc in business administration at night while putting in my 8, raising a family while trying to contribute whatever I can for you guys on the floors. And I wish I could put down the batter to help out you guys every time I visit the stores.
But I appreciate Panera is supporting my education journey to see me become part of a highly specialized staff for an even brighter future.
That said, I won't ever be able devote myself to the technicalities it as some of the technicians like you would.
We at Panera realize someone needs to do behind the scenes business to "steer the ship" and enable you to focus fully i.e. text fat Patrick.
I'd like to remind you of our values before you threaten to "stove" another esteemed employee of ours:
Takeaway points:
1. We at Panera, contrary to faggot Kiwifarms, believe interacting with the lolcow is not only encouraged, but necessary.
2. We also realize our natural farm-raised ribs are so delectable because they're a combination of relentless technical trolling
AND our management's commitment to "BE MORE FUNNY" about it (see also: 2022 company wide memo) we promise with every single order.
3. Your online activities have been forwarded to your manager for your next status review. Please inform HR about your availability ASAP!
Kind regards,
Solo Joe, Social Media Manager
siiiiiiiip
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Who remembers PotatoPeeler63? Nigga made me loff alot