Lazlow making big moves

[Racist Google Intern]

State of emergency was the most disappointing game when I was a teenager

It was a heap of dogshit, still had no idea why murdering civs in a mall was okay to my mom, but running around miami with a chainsaw wasn't.
I blame the media

 

[BenDovid]

GTA and Red Dead Redemption 2 devs form new super studio

Former GTA and RDR2 developers Lazlow Jones and Michael Unsworth hold senior roles at Rockstar veteran Dan Houser's studio Absurd Ventures.

www.pcgamesn.com

When one of the multimillionaire Houser bros who masterminded Rockstar from the early days left, he decided to bring along Lazlow as a fucking COFOUNDER. Meanwhile, a certain rat faced kike remains firmly on the pay no mind list. What ever happened there? Perhaps if you were a little better at Guitar Hero and took it a tad more seriously.

Lmao, I didn't even notice OP directed his comment at me.

Lazlow and the Housers' were doing business together since 2001 with GTA3.

Lazlow would dogsit for Dan Houser.

How am I involved in this again? Because I worked there for a spell? Good lord.

 

[PickleRickle]

Lmao, I didn't even notice OP directed his comment at me.

Lazlow and the Housers' were doing business together since 2001 with GTA3.

Lazlow would dogsit for Dan Houser.

How am I involved in this again? Because I worked there for a spell? Good lord.

cause you got fired for being mad at some hot bitch for partying instead of working late with some annoying dumb bald kike thats bad at guitar hero

 

[alkiefuck2]

state of emegency

I remember that being hard, also had it in my mind that you could actually enter all the stores and being disappointed you couldn't lol, 2nd one was a tps that wasn't half bad

 

[DMAN]

cause you got fired for being mad at some hot bitch for partying instead of working late with some annoying dumb bald kike thats bad at guitar hero

Reminder, Danny thought we would side with him once he told us the story that he snitched on his hot co-worker because she called out.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I will never understand people who liked RDR2 - it's literally the most boring Rockstar game ever. "Hey look, its cold so my horses balls got smaller... SO REALISTIC, oh look, i forgot to shave so I got stubble" FUCK OFF. it's a GAME.

They were supposed to roll out a more involved version of online and then just never did. My buddy would play it and it seemed absolutely pointless.

 

[PogromStallone]

I will never understand people who liked RDR2 - it's literally the most boring Rockstar game ever. "Hey look, its cold so my horses balls got smaller... SO REALISTIC, oh look, i forgot to shave so I got stubble" FUCK OFF. it's a GAME.

Finished Red Dead 2 a while back.

It was not that good. I hate games that hold your hand the entire time, it's not any different from tracing some gameplay you saw on YouTube. All you need is to be told to rob a train and then you should figure out the rest for yourself. With RDR2 it's; Explicit instructions on how to get to...

onaforums.net

 

[upanddown]

I've tried to get into RDR2 multiple times but it controls like the player is constantly drunk.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

State of emergency was the most disappointing game when I was a teenager

Agreed. That game had so much potential, but it was a big colossal mess. OTOH, Bully was amazing and exceeded all my expectations.

 

[Africa.com]

Agreed. That game had so much potential, but it was a big colossal mess. OTOH, Bully was amazing and exceeded all my expectations.

Bully was the shit

 

[SpitballSparky]

Bully was the shit

I am still in awe of how that game legit got me excited to go to different classes and do mind-numbing side-quests like bicycle races. It's inexplicable that my dumb ass legit would be like, "Gotta get Jimmy to bed early so that he can get up and go to geograpghy tomorrow" while IRL I was a miserable cunt who stayed up until 3AM every night and barely graduated high school.

 

[Nana Cumia]

lmao... not for almost a DECADE. Derek fucking hates Lazlow. You guys seriously don't know shit and you let me know at every opportunity. It's lovely.

I don't follow every second of their lives. Just messing with you. Settle down I like you.

 

[BenDovid]

Next time somebody wants to say I leaked RDR2, check this out from earlier today:

https://i.redd.it/uk2ol95gix3c1.png

www.reddit.com

 

[AnthonyCumio]

GTA IV was the golden age of videogame/radio show tie-ins that nobody except fans of O&A noticed.

That "Lazlow" guy was an interesting dude. Don't know why he bothered recommending that Ben Dovid guy to R* who got quickly fired.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Next time somebody wants to say I leaked RDR2, check this out from earlier today:

https://i.redd.it/uk2ol95gix3c1.png

www.reddit.com

i gotta check it out every time someone says you leaked rdr2?

 

[BenDovid]

That "Lazlow" guy was an interesting dude. Don't know why he bothered recommending that Ben Dovid guy to R* who got quickly fired.

Very quickly. Was only there for a few YEARS.

 

[DMAN]

Very quickly. Was only there for a few YEARS.

The DMAN knows you have him blocked, but golly you sound like a bitter twerp.

A few YEARS!!!!!! Yeah, some people can fake it and steal money for a couple years. But they never last. Like you didn't.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Very quickly. Was only there for a few YEARS.

I’m shocked they were able to make GTA 6 without a lead screenshot person. Remember when your own mother left a voicemail for your dad saying you were a vile, disgusting, and hateful little midget?

 

[BenDovid]

I’m shocked they were able to make GTA 6 without a lead screenshot person. Remember when your own mother left a voicemail for your dad saying you were a vile, disgusting, and hateful little midget?

You know that GTA6 trailer that has it's own thread in Off Topic right now? You're discussing shit I used to do there. Cinematic gameplay capture is difficult. Especially for one of the most anticipated game releases of all time. Go take a look at the GTAV character trailers and GTA: Online trailer. That's what I was doing there until I was hired full time. You know who wasn't hired there full time? Derek. Know who else? Than.

Remember when I had a lovely Thanksgiving with my mother last week? No? I do. It's not 20 years ago, homeboy.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You know that GTA6 trailer that has it's own thread in Off Topic right now? You're discussing shit I used to do there. Cinematic gameplay capture is difficult. Especially for one of the most anticipated game releases of all time. Go take a look at the GTAV character trailers and GTA: Online trailer. That's what I was doing there until I was hired full time. You know who wasn't hired there full time? Derek. Know who else? Than.

Remember when I had a lovely Thanksgiving with my mother last week? No? I do. It's not 20 years ago, homeboy.

Did you stop by your dad’s afterwards or does he still hate you too? You should have listened to him. He committed you to a psych ward for your own good, Dovid.