Lazlow making big moves

[ISO__JOE]

GTA and Red Dead Redemption 2 devs form new super studio

Former GTA and RDR2 developers Lazlow Jones and Michael Unsworth hold senior roles at Rockstar veteran Dan Houser's studio Absurd Ventures.

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When one of the multimillionaire Houser bros who masterminded Rockstar from the early days left, he decided to bring along Lazlow as a fucking COFOUNDER. Meanwhile, a certain rat faced kike remains firmly on the pay no mind list. What ever happened there? Perhaps if you were a little better at Guitar Hero and took it a tad more seriously.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Prepare for a long winded comment about what a shitty human being Lazlo was and how he didn’t deserve anything he got but he never got anything because he was a loser but also Danny is doing wayyy better than him anyway.

 

[Nana Cumia]

I like Lazlow. GTA 5 was just ok. They added a lot of dumb things and it didn't feel like the old games. GTA 6 is going to be terrible.

Does Than and Derek still work at Rockstar. I'm sure Lazlow will bring them over unlike Danny who will continue to be a waitress.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Rockstar employees saying stupid shit like, "you should be charged hourly for playing", really lets you know the kind of people that work there now.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Prepare for a long winded comment about what a shitty human being Lazlo was and how he didn’t deserve anything he got but he never got anything because he was a loser but also Danny is doing wayyy better than him anyway.

Its 3:30, he’s sitting in a pre shift meeting. We’re sitting on a metric ton of salmon, Daniel, push the salmon.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I like Lazlow. GTA 5 was just ok. They added a lot of dumb things and it didn't feel like the old games. GTA 6 is going to be terrible.

Daniel was right when he described how shitty GTA is. Drive from point A to B. Kill guys or do something. Mission complete. Insert pop culture references and jokes. I never understood the appeal (this is a set up for an easy joke about how i couldn’t even play GTA when it was good)

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Daniel was right when he described how shitty GTA is. Drive from point A to B. Kill guys or do something. Mission complete. Insert pop culture references and jokes. I never understood the appeal (this is a set up for an easy joke about how i couldn’t even play GTA when it was good)

Did you have parents that didn't let you play it? My mom wouldn't let me touch gta vice city, but she bought me state of emergency, I finally got gta 3 when I hit 10 and it was cheap as dirt.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Daniel was right when he described how shitty GTA is. Drive from point A to B. Kill guys or do something. Mission complete. Insert pop culture references and jokes. I never understood the appeal (this is a set up for an easy joke about how i couldn’t even play GTA when it was good)

bra its going to have negros in it

 

[ISO__JOE]

I like Lazlow. GTA 5 was just ok. They added a lot of dumb things and it didn't feel like the old games. GTA 6 is going to be terrible.

Does Than and Derek still work at Rockstar. I'm sure Lazlow will bring them over unlike Danny who will continue to be a waitress.

Great sign for GTA 6 when there is a mass exodus of talent before they even reveal it. I liked RDR2 well enough but Rockstar is definitely washed up.

 

[Turk February]

Great sign for GTA 6 when there is a mass exodus of talent before they even reveal it. I liked RDR2 well enough but Rockstar is definitely washed up.

I will never understand people who liked RDR2 - it's literally the most boring Rockstar game ever. "Hey look, its cold so my horses balls got smaller... SO REALISTIC, oh look, i forgot to shave so I got stubble" FUCK OFF. it's a GAME.

 

[guest]

Daniel was right when he described how shitty GTA is. Drive from point A to B. Kill guys or do something. Mission complete. Insert pop culture references and jokes. I never understood the appeal (this is a set up for an easy joke about how i couldn’t even play GTA when it was good)

this is why you are a faggot

 

[Zombie247]

@BenDovid comment.

 

[RoxburyRick]

Did you have parents that didn't let you play it? My mom wouldn't let me touch gta vice city, but she bought me state of emegency, I finally got gta 3 when I hit 10 and it was cheap as dirt.

State of emergency was the most disappointing game when I was a teenager

 

[ISO__JOE]

I will never understand people who liked RDR2 - it's literally the most boring Rockstar game ever. "Hey look, its cold so my horses balls got smaller... SO REALISTIC, oh look, i forgot to shave so I got stubble" FUCK OFF. it's a GAME.

Yea you’re not wrong but I liked hogtying people and feeding them to gators and all the other weird autistic shit they let you do

 

[Nana Cumia]

I will never understand people who liked RDR2 - it's literally the most boring Rockstar game ever. "Hey look, its cold so my horses balls got smaller... SO REALISTIC, oh look, i forgot to shave so I got stubble" FUCK OFF. it's a GAME.

I liked riding the horsey

 

[BenDovid]

Does Than and Derek still work at Rockstar.

lmao... not for almost a DECADE. Derek fucking hates Lazlow. You guys seriously don't know shit and you let me know at every opportunity. It's lovely.

Daniel was right

I'm always right you barely legal twink.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I will never understand people who liked RDR2 - it's literally the most boring Rockstar game ever. "Hey look, its cold so my horses balls got smaller... SO REALISTIC, oh look, i forgot to shave so I got stubble" FUCK OFF. it's a GAME.

It fucking blows to move around in that lifeless world. And I hated the dissonance between story and gameplay. I also hated everything about the gameplay by itself.

It's not pleasant to admit but @BenDovid is actually right in everything he says about Rockstar Games games after GTA IV.

 

[Dennyislife]

I am so old I remember playing the Gta1 demo disk you used to get with magazines.

Gta 2 and gta London stank
Gta 3 was incredible for it's time. I think I stopped gaming around vice City or San Andreas whichever was last.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

They should immediately make a sequel to Scarface: The World Is Yours. A game from 2006 where you can actually have a car delivered in single player from your phone. GTA V is retarded and none of the online additions can be used in single player. Wanna call the mechanic? You can only do that online. Faggots.

 

[ISO__JOE]

They should immediately make a sequel to Scarface: The World Is Yours. A game from 2006 where you can actually have a car delivered in single player from your phone. GTA V is retarded and none of the online additions can be used in single player. Wanna call the mechanic? You can only do that online. Faggots.

This game ruled