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I have a Smith and Wesson one. I use it to open packages
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I see that our resident soyboy has been triggered by manly behavior once again.Yeah, those things sure require carrying around a knife. I've got knifes in the kitchen since I don't LARP as a fucking cowboy.
Costs like 10 bucks too, the only better deal is driving off with a pallet of utility knives at the job site.I have a Smith and Wesson one. I use it to open packages
If you ever go camping in remote areas you need to have a gun and a knife. I'm talking about areas that are a two-day walk from any electricity or running water. When I was a teenager I used to camp in these areas with my dad in the Mountain West. We armed ourselves with a 30-30 Winchester rifle and a Ruger GP100 .357 revolver. On more than one occasion we were confronted by a black bear at our camp site. Luckily we were able to scare the bear off by yelling at them.For what purpose are you carrying around a knife? I'd get it if you lived in a really shitty neighborhood but it sounds like you only have one to feel cool.
Yeah, no shit. I asked why someone would need a knife at all times. Walking around with a knife 24/7 is no different than constantly wearing a life jacket cause you need it when you're at sea.If you ever go camping in remote areas you need to have a gun and a knife. I'm talking about areas that are a two-day walk from any electricity or running water. When I was a teenager I used to camp in these areas with my dad in the Mountain West. We armed ourselves with a 30-30 Winchester rifle and a Ruger GP100 .357 revolver. On more than one occasion we were confronted by a black bear at our camp site. Luckily we were able to scare the bear off by yelling at them.
who's John Corzine?
something connected to abhorrent banking practises too I think... I really should know moreNew Jersey Senator a while back.
Same. When I worked in a bar was where I got most of my knives and sunglasses. Always dropped or left behind. Same with lighters.Every knife and every pair of sunglasses I have ever had has been something I found on the floor somewhere. Never bought either of those items in my life.
Umbrella's are another one I've never bought, but have found and lost many. I found a really good one last year and pay attention to where I keep it.Same. When I worked in a bar was where I got most of my knives and sunglasses. Always dropped or left behind. Same with lighters.
Suit yourself. That's just more knives for the rest of us.Yeah, no shit. I asked why someone would need a knife at all times. Walking around with a knife 24/7 is no different than constantly wearing a life jacket cause you need it when you're at sea.
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