Dogma is fun
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Kevin Smith is still crying about how Bruce Willis was mean to him
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I've watched a bunch and I wouldn't watch one now.
You mean the one with Alanis Morrissette as God? Yeah that should have been a warning to most folk that he was a cunt
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Worse than all the niggers in AC?
I’ve so fuckin’ completely turned on him that I’m not totally sure what to think anymore. When I was a kid? Hilarious. He tells fuck-jokes about… Star Wars???? But these characters all seem so normal. Why that Dante is a regular Stealthy Ge- okay yeah no fuck him. Pot smoking brain fryer idiot. Go cry about faggot Marvel some more you phony.
The marketing for that movie did get fucked over bad.
But he always put the blame on it bombing on himself. It's literally what turned him into a 24/7 pothead. If you listened to Smodcast around that time he talked about how it was his fault and how he couldn't even make money with a Seth Rogen film when Rogen was at his peak.
And they day after it premiered he started smoking and never stopped.
That shit movie had Jim Norton in it and he was the worst part. Fuck off, Kevin. Eat twenty more cheeseburgers and die.
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Age?
Clerks is good for it's time, but horribly dated. Clerks 2 was a good follow up - I remember liking it immensely at the time of it's release; but it's try-hard edgelord humor is kinda cringey now. The Clerks animated series is probably the best work he's done.
Mallrats is shit.
Chasing Amy was surprisingly good. Not sure how well it holds up.
Dogma was good. Could've used some editing and a stronger lead, but good.
Everything else is outright shit, and doesn't merit a mention.
I still gotta give Clerks its due. It was the first movie from a Gen X point of view that captured the era and attitude. Makes me nostalgic. Its super low budget and the acting isnt great but the whole thing works. I would still recommend it.
Why would Bruce Willis go slumming in AC?
that cartoon waaaaaaas pretty very real good actually.
Almost every creative only has a few ideas in him. Even a lot of Shakespeare's plays suck, there's a reason he wrote over 40 and people can name like 5 or 6. George Lucas struck fucking oil with Star Wars and hasn't done anything good since. Matt Groenning did the Simpsons, and then ate shit with Futurama and Disenchanted. Kevin Smith is no different. Dogma was well acted and entertaining, but not for the script or direction. Clerks 2 had one memorable line for me,"We went to community college and studied music and criminology, what the fuck were we trying to be, Batman?" Not only do they have only a few good ideas, but fame and wealth do nothing but corrupt their weak minds, usually, or allow their deviance and debauchery to come out.
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The first three Die Hards are great, so is Pulp Fiction. Unbreakable is underrated, I love the Last Boy Scout and Hudson Hawk is a guilty pleasure. Willis also has a few movies that aren't very good but are watchable, like Hostage and the Sixth Sense. I've heard Willis is a chicken hawk who pounded Aaron Carter into drug addiction but he's made some good movies.
None of Smith's movies are any good, or even watchable, once you're over 30. I loved Mallrats when I was 14. It's shit now. The guy is a limited writer and a horrendous filmmaker. Point and shoot is his entire box of tricks. And he's a fat faggot who became a pothead in his 30s, which is seriously embarrassing.
None of Smith's movies are any good, or even watchable, once you're over 30. I loved Mallrats when I was 14. It's shit now. The guy is a limited writer and a horrendous filmmaker. Point and shoot is his entire box of tricks. And he's a fat faggot who became a pothead in his 30s, which is seriously embarrassing.