Kevin Smith is making another fucking Jay and Silent Bob movie

[DominusOdium]

Fuck Clerks 3 was fawking awful. He should just let Mewes write the movies from now on.

Clerks 3 and Jay and Bob Reboot killed the brand. That fat crying hasbeen just has no more ideas left.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The cartoon is hilarious

He should have done a whole series of Jay and Silent Bob flicks while they were still reasonably young enough to pull it off, instead of wasting his time trying to make "real" movies. Like how Cheech and Chong did. Just run the idea into the ground, until there's nothing left.

 

[THE D]

The DMAN has identified the problem with Kevin Smith.

It's a tale as old as "Old Nerds vs. New Nerds."

Old Nerds actually had deep knowledge and got a kick out of making inside references, or doing clever things.

New Nerds are just faggots who embrace being a loser to become popular with the dishonest self-flagellation routine.

Instead of making a brilliant homage to the original Planet of the Apes (Old Nerd thing to do)
Now he's talking about how he wears a covid mask because Batman wears a mask (New Nerd thing to do)

Kevin's only decent work was when he was an Od Nerd. He has since become a New Nerd. Jury is still out on whether quitting the weed will help.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ve never seen a single Kevin smith movie, guy seems a tremendous faggot

Aren’t you just a few years older than me? Clerks 1 & 2 should be right in your wheelhouse. I like Cop Out but I’m not going to defend the rest of his work. I do like Mallrats though. In my opinion, Clerks 1 didn’t age well. 2 is way better than 1 and I don’t understand why anyone thinks otherwise.

 

[NoBacon]

Aren’t you just a few years older than me? Clerks 1 & 2 should be right in your wheelhouse. I like Cop Out but I’m not going to defend the rest of his work. I do like Mallrats though. In my opinion, Clerks 1 didn’t age well. 2 is way better than 1 and I don’t understand why anyone thinks otherwise.

I’m 34 but I dunno, it all just seems very gay

 

[DominusOdium]

Aren’t you just a few years older than me? Clerks 1 & 2 should be right in your wheelhouse. I like Cop Out but I’m not going to defend the rest of his work. I do like Mallrats though. In my opinion, Clerks 1 didn’t age well. 2 is way better than 1 and I don’t understand why anyone thinks otherwise.

His career starts with Clerks and ends at Clerks 2. Everyhting after Clerks 2 is fucking abysmal trash. Lately he seems dedicated to destroying any good will he had left and shitting on his younger, pre-all day weedfag self's creations.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m 34 but I dunno, it all just seems very gay

Fair enough, I’m 31. I guess it’s mostly just stupid stoner humor anyways.

 

[Andy Elliott]

I wonder how many takes he'll ruin by spontaneously crying

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There was some issue with the Dogma rights with Miramax / Weinstein brothers which is why it wasn’t on streaming services that I read was finally resolved after something like 20 years. Just in time for Smith to do a Dogma sequel / reboot and ruin it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I like Cop Out

You like cock out.

 

[UnPRePared]

I think the only Kevin Smith movie I actually like is the first Clerks.

For being different and unique at the time, yes, I still watch it. It's aged ok, but I think anyone born after that generation, it's lost on.

Mall Rats watch pretty good.

For Jason Lee, yes, but it's aged pretty bad.

I'd rather watch reboot 100 times than Clerks 3 once.

Amen.

Will he cry while making it?

Always a yes.

What about the TV show.

Cartoon holds up pretty well. I still get a kick out of it.

His career starts with Clerks and ends at Clerks 2.

I will say, to the day I die, Seth Rogen should be kicked in the cunt for introducing a fat man with a clearly addictive personality to fucking weed. That shit ruined his brain chemistry; any effort at growing (and shit on me for this, but Clerks 2 proved to me he was) and any effort at aiming higher (which his Green Hornet script showed he could possibly do, but he pussied out of the directors chair) was completely gone. We got Cop Out, Zack and Miri, Yoga Hosiers... I can't let him off the hook for Red State because I'm sure he had that written before he got on weed, and he botched it anyway.

Fucker needs to just go back to crying, he's good at that.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The DMAN has identified the problem with Kevin Smith.

It's a tale as old as "Old Nerds vs. New Nerds."

Old Nerds actually had deep knowledge and got a kick out of making inside references, or doing clever things.

New Nerds are just faggots who embrace being a loser to become popular with the dishonest self-flagellation routine.

Instead of making a brilliant homage to the original Planet of the Apes (Old Nerd thing to do)
Now he's talking about how he wears a covid mask because Batman wears a mask (New Nerd thing to do)

Kevin's only decent work was when he was an Od Nerd. He has since become a New Nerd. Jury is still out on whether quitting the weed will help.

This is the old difference between nerds and geeks.

Nerds are autistic about something but they're proficient at it. Geeks are just marks for something they like to a high degree. So nerds can be useful whereas geeks should just be eradicated.

 

[UnPRePared]

This is the old difference between nerds and geeks.

Nerds are autistic about something but they're proficient at it. Geeks are just marks for something they like to a high degree. So nerds can be useful whereas geeks should just be eradicated.

Geeks consume and collect without any genuine attachment to what they spend their money on. It's a popularity contest for stupid.

I have a JR Ewing statue I got for my birthday because I love "Dallas", but you can shoot me if I ever create a "Dallas Room".

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Geeks consume and collect without any genuine attachment to what they spend their money on. It's a popularity contest for stupid.

I have a JR Ewing statue I got for my birthday because I love "Dallas", but you can shoot me if I ever create a "Dallas Room".

And I have "Calling All Stations" on vinyl and you couldn't even ribs me.

Not a Ray guy any more. No more, Ray.

 

[UnPRePared]

And I have "Calling All Stations" on vinyl and you couldn't even ribs me.

Not a Ray guy any more. No more, Ray.

My apologies, lad, I'm all over the FAWKIN place today.

 

[goo gobbler]

The DMAN has identified the problem with Kevin Smith.

It's a tale as old as "Old Nerds vs. New Nerds."

Old Nerds actually had deep knowledge and got a kick out of making inside references, or doing clever things.

New Nerds are just faggots who embrace being a loser to become popular with the dishonest self-flagellation routine.

Instead of making a brilliant homage to the original Planet of the Apes (Old Nerd thing to do)
Now he's talking about how he wears a covid mask because Batman wears a mask (New Nerd thing to do)

Kevin's only decent work was when he was an Od Nerd. He has since become a New Nerd. Jury is still out on whether quitting the weed will help.

gay as this sounds i saw him speak at a convention in the early 2000s and thought he was funny as fuck. he was a good speaker. VERY FUNNY.

sad to see how much of an unfunny fat faggot he is now.

Mall Rats watch pretty good.

Chasing Amy is underrated tbh

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Chasing Amy is underrated tbh

What's a Nubian?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

gay as this sounds i saw him speak at a convention in the early 2000s and thought he was funny as fuck. he was a good speaker. VERY FUNNY.

sad to see how much of an unfunny fat faggot he is now.

Chasing Amy is underrated tbh

The first Evening With is great

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What's a Nubian?

BLACK RAGE!!!

 

[UnPRePared]

The first Evening With is great

For the Jon Peters and Prince stories alone.