Kevin Smith is making another fucking Jay and Silent Bob movie

[Cuphead]

It will be am accomplishment if it's as bad as Reboot

Kevin Smith Announced His Next ‘Jay and Silent Bob’ Movie

Kevin Smith announced the details of his next Jay and Silent Bob movie. Here’s what we know.

collider.com

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

The third Jay and Silent Bob movie will be titled Jay and Silent Bob: Store Wars, and will find the two characters running a dispensary, and entering a war of sorts with a rival store.

It'll almost certainly suck, but in fairness them actually being drug dealers (even if it's effectively legal now) sounds like something he should have done from the start instead of two shitty "meta" movies.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Fuck Clerks 3 was fawking awful. He should just let Mewes write the movies from now on.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Fuck Clerks 3 was fawking awful. He should just let Mewes die of heroin,, quit working and killed himself

Ftfy

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I think the only Kevin Smith movie I actually like is the first Clerks.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I think the only Kevin Smith movie I actually like is the first Clerks.

Mall Rats watch pretty good.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Will he cry while making it?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think the only Kevin Smith movie I actually like is the first Clerks.

2 is way funnier.

 

[RaggotFetard]

True story: When I was in high school in the early 2000’s, I went to a house party in Venice, California and Jason Mewes was there all fucked up, drunk and on drugs and eventually passed out asleep in his underwear literally on top of a dining table as we all just stood around drinking keg beer from red solo cups and laughing at what a pathetic sight he was. I remember he had track marks on his arms. This must’ve been 2002.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It will be am accomplishment if it's as bad as Reboot

Kevin Smith Announced His Next ‘Jay and Silent Bob’ Movie

Kevin Smith announced the details of his next Jay and Silent Bob movie. Here’s what we know.

collider.com

Reboot was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. And I always liked Jay and Silent Bob, too. So I figured it was something he couldn't totally fuck up. But it is an atrocity. It looked like he filmed the fucking thing with his phone, the acting was abysmal, the "plot" was sickeningly gay, and there was nary a laugh to be had.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

True story: When I was in high school in the early 2000’s, I went to a house party in Venice, California and Jason Mewes was there all fucked up, drunk and on drugs and eventually passed out asleep in his underwear literally on top of a dining table as we all just stood around drinking keg beer from red solo cups and laughing at what a pathetic sight he was. I remember he had track marks on his arms. This must’ve been 2002.

......AND STRIKES BACK....AGAIN!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Reboot was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. And I always liked Jay and Silent Bob, too. So I figured it was something he couldn't totally fuck up. But it is an atrocity. It looked like he filmed the fucking thing with his phone, the acting was abysmal, the "plot" was sickeningly gay, and there was nary a laugh to be had.

I'd rather watch reboot 100 times than Clerks 3 once.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I'm not even hate watching this one this time, fuck that.

 

[LiberalPussy]

......AND STRIKES BACK....AGAIN!

TELL POOPSHOOT.COM TO BEHAAAAAAAVE!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I'd rather watch reboot 100 times than Clerks 3 once.

Clerks 3 was horrible, no argument there. So was that Yoga Hosers thing. But Reboot was aggressively bad, like he put no effort into it at all. Plus, he had the balls to show it to his stupid fans during special "screenings", which added insult to injury.

 

[NoBacon]

I’ve never seen a single Kevin smith movie, guy seems a tremendous faggot

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Reboot was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.

What about the TV show.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What about the TV show.

What, that Clerks cartoon one? That was Hamlet compared to Reboot. I watched it on some bootleg streaming site, and at first I thought I'd been had. But it turned out it looked that shitty on purpose. Jay's fucked up face was horribly distracting, plus he could barely talk, and his daughter has no talent whatsoever. She's a worse actress than his wife, which is a bold statement.

 

[Cuphead]

What, that Clerks cartoon one? That was Hamlet compared to Reboot. I watched it on some bootleg streaming site, and at first I thought I'd been had. But it turned out it looked that shitty on purpose. Jay's fucked up face was horribly distracting, plus he could barely talk, and his daughter has no talent whatsoever. She's a worse actress than his wife, which is a bold statement.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

The cartoon is hilarious