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JustEatUK stinks!

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Are you all such lazy niggers you can’t drive and collect your own food? Or just cook it yourself?
Sometimes it's just easier and faster to door dash some food in for the kids then having to get them dressed and in the car only to wait at the drive thru. Plus nothing fucks up the interior of a car then letting kids eat in the back seat while driving home.
 

NoBacon

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Sometimes it's just easier and faster to door dash some food in for the kids then having to get them dressed and in the car only to wait at the drive thru. Plus nothing fucks up the interior of a car then letting kids eat in the back seat while driving home.

Every now and then as a guilty treat, sure. I know people who have a habit of ordering cancer slop.

In the time it takes for it to get delivered you can cook good meals, so the “saves time” thing is obviously bullshit. It’s laziness.
 
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Every now and then as a guilty treat, sure. I know people who have a habit of ordering cancer slop.

In the time it takes for it to get delivered you can cook good meals, so the “saves time” thing is obviously bullshit. It’s laziness.
Yeah I use it more as a reward. If my son does all his chores for the month part of his award is he gets either chik fil a or Chinese on the last Friday of the month.
 

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Yeah I use it more as a reward. If my son does all his chores for the month part of his award is he gets either chik fil a or Chinese on the last Friday of the month.

Eric Hildeman thinks if he doesn’t rape your son then he deserves acclaim for his virtue
 
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Chive Turkey

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This one time a Pakistani brother (who I was a regular customer for) did me wrong though...had to pick up from store and when I arrived they wanted confirmation (receipt) and I realized I forgot phone...but it was literally the same order I always got, and yet, he acted like I was a N trying to scam him out of a free order. Infuriated, I never ordered from hm again.

This nigga used to go "Hello O'Neal!" mode on me all the time too.
That's what you get for placing the commonality of religion above racism. Pakis are quite literally the most inbred people on the planet and the result is that they're dysfunctional apes where ever they go. At least your ancestors mixed the bloodlines lil bit lil bit instead of keeping everything in the banu and going full Habsburg.
 
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