JustEatUK stinks!

[Dog Eater]

That’s what you get for not walking there yourself.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There's a reason that only pizza places had delivery drivers before. McDonalds-level slop is meant for in a car or sitting on their hard plastic booths

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Get a sausage roll or ham and cheese sandwich from greggs nigga

 

[Chive Turkey]

Get a sausage roll or ham and cheese sandwich from greggs nigga

I guess it's no ham and cheese or roll for @LockedHDD__Pot today.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I guess it's no ham and cheese or roll for @LockedHDD__Pot today.

had a lovely chicken korma last night, just finishing it now

 

[Chive Turkey]

The real answer is that the swamp Jews of JustEat (tribal name: Thuisbezorgd) were contracted by the British government to be as ineffectual as possible in a desperate bid to get the population to lose some fucking weight.

 

[NoBacon]

Don’t use those apps, they directly support immigrants.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Don’t use those apps, they directly support immigrants.

I usually argue the food was cold & get it for free, but never do that to privately owned restaurants

 

[NoBacon]

I usually argue the food was cold & get it for free, but never do that to privately owned restaurants

The sand coons still get paid

 

[Child..]

Don’t use those apps, they directly support immigrants.

I only tip if the driver name is like:
-Ahmed, Mohamed, Abdul, Abdullah, Ali, Abdulrahman, Habib, etc

If its:
-Smith, Thompson, Johnson, Lee, Yang, Kumar, Petrovski, etc...they get nothing. And I dont use the app, I pay them cash.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Kumar

interesting you hate Indians too... #BRICS, #India2025

 

[The Shah of Iran]

I only tip if the driver name is like:
-Ahmed, Mohamed, Abdul, Abdullah, Ali, Abdulrahman, Habib, etc

If its:
-Smith, Thompson, Johnson, Lee, Yang, Kumar, Petrovski, etc...they get nothing. And I dont use the app, I pay them cash.

you find out the name of your driver?

m8 I'll be honest, your main difference between the guys in top and the guys on the bottom is the ones on the top will never be able to find my door and when they do they'll phone me and say "please no parking" so I gotta travel half way along the road to get my shit passing dozens of viable parking spaces to a guy who throws my shit at me and zooms off before I can say a word. That's >50% of them, easy

 

[Child..]

you find out the name of your driver?

m8 I'll be honest, your main difference between the guys in top and the guys on the bottom is the ones on the top will never be able to find my door and when they do they'll phone me and say "please no parking" so I gotta travel half way along the road to get my shit passing dozens of viable parking spaces to a guy who throws my shit at me and zooms off before I can say a word. That's >50% of them, easy

With Skipthedishes app, it tells you the driver's name and the number of deliveries under his/her belt.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

and the number of deliveries under his/her belt

no wonder it tastes funny

 

[Niggerotchi]

I only tip if the driver name is like:
-Ahmed, Mohamed, Abdul, Abdullah, Ali, Abdulrahman, Habib, etc

If its:
-Smith, Thompson, Johnson, Lee, Yang, Kumar, Petrovski, etc...they get nothing. And I dont use the app, I pay them cash.

Only niggers work for skip, so you just admitted to tipping other pathetic niggers and Indians every single time. Food delivery is beneath the white man.

 

[Child..]

Only niggers work for skip, so you just admitted to tipping other pathetic niggers and Indians every single time. Food delivery is beneath the white man.

Half the tme its some hick or hindu who gets ZERO tips or interaction from me hehe

 

[Niggerotchi]

Half the tme its some hick or hindu who gets ZERO tips or interaction from me hehe

That doesn't happen. You know that. I know that. Everybody knows that. Your ethnic brothers do pathetic ethnic work, then get tipped by other pathetic ethnics

 

[Child..]

This one time a Pakistani brother (who I was a regular customer for) did me wrong though...had to pick up from store and when I arrived they wanted confirmation (receipt) and I realized I forgot phone...but it was literally the same order I always got, and yet, he acted like I was a N trying to scam him out of a free order. Infuriated, I never ordered from hm again.

This nigga used to go "Hello O'Neal!" mode on me all the time too.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

With Skipthedishes app, it tells you the driver's name and the number of deliveries under his/her belt.

Justeat is so automated that you could be waiting after your allotted delivery time and the app skip to "enjoy your meal"

 

[NoBacon]

Are you all such lazy niggers you can’t drive and collect your own food? Or just cook it yourself?