Just look at this asshole

[quasi101]

blinding florescence lights and sterile repetitive furniture. Just what you want for bar ambience.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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He was feeling it here, he's almost completely demoralized now, he's just down to prison posting anymore

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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This bar isn't part of the hooligans chain is it?

 

[wbgreen]

Exactly, he purposely tries to get a seat in a high traffic area which makes not only it more difficult for a customer to get a drink because they have to maneuver around this fat idiot with a laptop / mouse / backpack / other bullshit but also hurts the bartender from making money from turn and burn business. If I was bartending and he would try to pull this shit id tell him he’s gotta go to a table and say it’s due to insurance reasons (large electrical device near bar taps / sink under the bar / power outlets / etc)

It’s like if someone walked up to a bar and laid out the New York Times and got upset if anyone near by wanted him to move so they can get a drink. He only does this for attention because he thinks it makes him look important and special when he just looks like a huge asshole.

He fancies himself like Hemingway, a hard drinking manly-man writer, and wants everyone to notice.

Pat sure is Hemingway...,yeah, Gloria Hemingway!

 

[Harry Powell]

Right in the middle of the bar with a laptop and fucking mouse. I'm sure the staff just loved him doing that before he was banned.

Also why the fuck would go somewhere like this to write anyway? Fucking tiny, cramped little street corner bar that's super brightly lit and just shitty looking overall. If you want to get hammered while you write, at least go to a nice bar.

Stupid fatso.

He called it a dive bar, it is definitely not. It’s a fucking TGIF

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He called it a dive bar, it is definitely not. It’s a fucking TGIF

He also makes it sound like some rough and tough roadhouse type bar when it’s the farthest thing from that. Everything about him is a lie.

 

[NoBacon]

When I was working from home I eventually thought I’d try and be one of those people who took their laptop to a coffe shop / bar / park so I took my thinkpad to a coffee shop and hot spot my phones internet to it.

It’s not conducive to doing good work, and I felt super self conscious of only buying two drinks in 2 hours and kept thinking they all hated me. I never did it again.

His writing is shit anyway, it’s going to be way worse working at a bar.

 

[RickReternal]

He also makes it sound like some rough and tough roadhouse type bar when it’s the farthest thing from that. Everything about him is a lie.

He really might not know the difference. His frame of reference is vanishingly small.

 

[wbgreen]

He really might not know the difference. His frame of reference is vanishingly small.

Interacting with normal people is as intimidating to him as a biker gang would be to a normal person, so for all intents and purposes, Hoolies might as well be the Double Deuce.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

This thread reminded me that I kinda want to walk around with t-shirts of gross gaping assholes just to be a silly goose.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Exactly, he purposely tries to get a seat in a high traffic area which makes not only it more difficult for a customer to get a drink because they have to maneuver around this fat idiot with a laptop / mouse / backpack / other bullshit but also hurts the bartender from making money from turn and burn business. If I was bartending and he would try to pull this shit id tell him he’s gotta go to a table and say it’s due to insurance reasons (large electrical device near bar taps / sink under the bar / power outlets / etc)

It’s like if someone walked up to a bar and laid out the New York Times and got upset if anyone near by wanted him to move so they can get a drink. He only does this for attention because he thinks it makes him look important and special when he just looks like a huge asshole.

Then heaven forbid a drink gets spilled ( like it happens almost every day/night on a bar) and ruins his computer. Pat would flip the fuck out and demand someone to pay for the replacement when it was stupid ass spreading all his bullshit out on a community table.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You can see his laptop's power cord and it's clearly plugged into an outlet in the bartender's work area. Just another reason he's a fucking nuisance.

Frankly Hooli's should be thanking us for giving them an out to ban him.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You can see his laptop's power cord and it's clearly plugged into an outlet in the bartender's work area. Just another reason he's a fucking nuisance.

Frankly Hooli's should be thanking us for giving them an out to ban him.

That’s insane. Not just taking up too much space with his filthy computer and mouse on the bar but leeching their electricity in the process. What a cunt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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Those outlets are for phones you idiot

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That’s insane. Not just taking up too much space with his filthy computer and mouse on the bar but leeching their electricity in the process. What a cunt.

Also note bartenders have to keep wiping down the bar throughout their shift, piggy’s bullshit being there for a couple hours makes that a problem.

 

[Hudson]

He nurses whatever 1-2 beers he orders then switches to tea / soda so he can get free refills. Probably sits there for a 2-3 hours and spends a whole 12 bucks.

To be fair, you forgot the tip....so $12.25.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

florescence lights

 

[quasi101]

nice malapropism, stupid.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He also makes it sound like some rough and tough roadhouse type bar when it’s the farthest thing from that. Everything about him is a lie.

He lies about nothing at all, child.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

nice malapropism, stupid.

Im just here to tell jokesh, ok?