Just a daily reminder that Patrick is fully trained in the ancient art of knife fighting

[RobertMewler]

Not only trained, but has been in MULTIPLE knife-fights.

It's just like his fat tale about his shooting matches between Star Trek and Star Wars fans.

"Nobody died, there were some pretty big injuries, there were some people who went to the hospital."

 

[N64 Cube]

How Pat learned how to knife fight

 

[bantadant]

It's just like his fat tale about his shooting matches between Star Trek and Star Wars fans.

"Nobody died, there were some pretty big injuries, there were some people who went to the hospital."

He is so fucking effeminate that I can't see how he's not gay

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He cooks like an actual retard.

 

[Deltron3030]

It's just like his fat tale about his shooting matches between Star Trek and Star Wars fans.

"Nobody died, there were some pretty big injuries, there were some people who went to the hospital."

I can't believe Pat would appropriate Black culture like this.

 

[DominusOdium]

That wasn't knife fighting, it was swordfighting, Pat. And those weren't swords.





Pat rubbed penises with other boys.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I always love the reflection of the McDonald's soda cup. He tries to project that he's eating a healthy breakfast with corn and spinach, meanwhile he's too lazy to throw out the remnants of last night's Big Mac pigout.

Or the mark left by yesterdays beer glass.