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Oh he's gotten stabbed by a guy or two if ya know what I mean
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Just a daily reminder that Patrick is fully trained in the ancient art of knife fighting
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Nice leaves, stupid.Have you seen the quality of his spreading?
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I've had bigger pinches of chewing tobacco than that spinach garnish. A big container of spinach is barely a side if you cook it, but he throws a couple leaves in and he's eating healthy.Have you seen the quality of his spreading?
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I think he microwaves those eggs.
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I like the raw spinach he definitely didn't eat and threw in the trash like it was a garnish
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I think he just does it in one pan. Bacon first and then eggs in the bacon fat.
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Certainly explains why Nokes is so chummy with him
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He cooks like an actual retard.
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I love seeing him proudly showing off his basic cooking. That's the least hearty breakfast I've ever seen.Have you seen the quality of his spreading?
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Id hate to end up like that guy that tried to carjack pat that one tine. Carjacker couldnt even drive a manual so he gave up and Pat still has the knife as trophy or something like that. Am i combining two different instances?
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After he eats he rears back and shrieks "MMMM NOT BAAAAAD".
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And he’s also going to get your Xbox banned cause he’s the boss of Microsoft
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Didn't he teach the thief nigger how to drive stick like some racial bonding movie that never happens in reality?
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He's had two attempted carjackings apparently.
The knife he took from an injun, carries it to this day. (except for when three urban youth monkeyshined his phone off him)
coincidentally has had two knife fights.
what are some of them other things that rarely happen to a person once, let alone twice.
having to perform CPR and the person still dies
He likes to double up on his bullshit, 140IQ theory says that people cant disbelieve it if it happens multiple times.
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I was gonna write that but it sounded too crazy even for P@t, so i chocked it up to me getting a meme mixed up as true pat lore. I think he really did put that in a blog post.
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I think about that all the time.
I’m sure he’s pulling a patented TT and did some kind of mild sparring with plastic knife stand-ins.
Otherwise there is no way to have that be anything other than his most unbelievable lie of all time.