Just a daily reminder that Patrick is fully trained in the ancient art of knife fighting

[HotDogJoe]

Jealous, staIkers?

 

[Udders]

He probably meant sword fights, which leads us to well, you know.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

You'd have to be in that neighborhood

 

[guest]

He’s undefeated against meatloaf.

 

[eggfeller]

yeah, more like the art of butter knife spreading

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Not only trained, but has been in MULTIPLE knife-fights.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Such a childlike thing to tell people.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Such a childlike thing to tell people.

Uh oh -- talk like that will get you spoon-fed your teeth.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Puerto Rican Pat, stealing hubcaps and slicing up vendejos

 

[HotDogJoe]

Such a childlike thing to tell people.

I'm not the child, child. You are the child, child.

Do you know my dad was a bull rider, electrician AND a professional skier? He also worked at Nintendo for many years.

I'm sorry you're jealous. I can't help you.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

yeah, more like the art of butter knife spreading

Have you seen the quality of his spreading?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Have you seen the quality of his spreading?

The peanut butter toast looks like a retard jammed their hand in the jar and smushed it on the bread.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The peanut butter toast looks like a retard jammed their hand in the jar and smushed it on the bread.

You know he licks the knife afterwards .

 

[eggfeller]

Have you seen the quality of his spreading?

everything he does is low-quality & hateable. shane nokes’ rapist could spread better than that

 

[King of OnAForums]

I'm not the child, child. You are the child, child.

Do you know my dad was a bull rider, electrician AND a professional skier? He also worked at Nintendo for many years.

I'm sorry you're jealous. I can't help you.

Bzzzt, you forgot he was also an NRA firearms expert and a traveling salesman for Lucas Oil.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

You know he licks the knife afterwards .

Don't make 'im a bad person.

 

[HotDogJoe]

everything he does is low-quality & hateable. shane nokes’ rapist could spread better than that

Everything about that meal is just weird. It's not just the spreading; it's the bizarre combination of food. Peanut butter toast with corn, an omelette (?) and leaves. He's one of those retards who thinks if he puts some salad on the side of 3 slices of pizza, he's eating healthy.

His stupid bamboo style fork and stupid old fashioned looking plate are also infuriating. Tea in a Darth Vader mug too, just to finish it off.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Everything about that meal is just weird. It's not just the spreading; it's the bizarre combination of food. Peanut butter toast with corn, an omelette (?) and leaves. He's one of those retards who thinks if he puts some salad on the side of 3 slices of pizza, he's eating healthy.

His stupid bamboo style fork and stupid old fashioned looking plate are also infuriating. Tea in a Darth Vader mug too, just to finish it off.

Thats no omelette. Its Pats famous rubber eggs. He scrambles them until they can pass for the sole of a shoe.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Thats no omelette. Its Pats famous rubber eggs. He scrambles them until they can pass for the sole of a shoe.

My wife makes eggs like that, it’s enraging.

 

[guest]

Have you seen the quality of his spreading?

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did he smear the peanut butter with his fingers?