Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[Mikekeke]

I've been trying to place what his scream sounded like, and that's exactly it. Like Fez when he would lose his shit at an intern.

Fez did it in a much manlier way though.

"I'll break your fucking leg!!!"

"You misrepresented yourself, which is a crime."

Nice 2nd grader grasp of law, stupid

He's lied about being a successful author and comedian since at least 2012, who the fuck does this pegged pig think he is?

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

The voice he uses is so much gayer than I ever could have imagined. This must have been the way mama Raven talked to him that led to him being the complete fuck up he is now.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Imagine going to Hooligans for some beers after work or with some friends and seeing Pat outside yelling on the phone. You get turned off by it and say “let’s go to Chili’s down the street instead”.
For a good 20 minutes, he turned away Hooligans patrons with his child-like behavior

edit- Richard Simmons, Fez and Liberace combined don’t sound as gay as Pat does here.

edit 2- Pat is fat.

 

[guest]

I can’t fucking wait for the quality content that will be produced from this audio for years to come by our “creatives”

Courtesy of @TokenX

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[Ant_It_Fun]

This is both amazing and ureal.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

no one here will disagree with you on that

Still waiting to hear the story about how your ex-wife killed your kid

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fat, who loves the constitution so much, is surely aware that the 1st amendment allows everyone to be a journalist, regardless of employment through a news agency.

He seems to confuse lying with fraud. You can't defraud people, that is a crime. You can lie to them every second of every day of you want, that's perfectly legal.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Wow, this is amazing. Pat sounds like Tippy Tom when he sobered up.

Can you share the dates and times of these calls? I want to piece together how long this was going on. Were there any other calls between Josiah and Pat that weren't recorded?

I was also a bit bummed you didn't get to talk to Paul.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

we are living in a simulation. this can't be real. nothing is real.

 

[guest]

Courtesy of @TokenX

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fuck this is so good. brilliant

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL Pat, NOBODY will ever take you seriously. All that tough guy talk and this is you angry? He really is stuck at 13 years old. Pat has been seething and waiting to talk to a troll for years and this is what he says. That was the biggest playground meltdown I have ever heard out of a 41 year old. Zero people find him intimidating. He is a joke. To do this in public too. Now all your friends think you are a retard too.

 

[guest]

LOL Pat, NOBODY will ever take you seriously. All that tough guy talk and this is you angry? He really is stuck at 13 years old. Pat has been seething and waiting to talk to a troll for years and this is what he says. That was the biggest playground meltdown I have ever heard out of a 41 year old. Zero people find him intimidating. He is a joke. To do this in public too. Now all your friends think you are a retard too.

The chicks in Mean Girls were legitimately more intimidating.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

BABY! INFANT! CHILD!

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

For Norm it was a hilarious bit but I think Fatrick is really a deeply closeted homosexual.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t get over how hard he pronounces his T’s.

 

[guest]

I can’t get over how hard he pronounces his T’s.

He probably had a lisp as a kid, cocksucker that he is, and had speech therapy classes that taught him to over-enunciate his Ts, so as not to sound like he regularly gargled cum. Little did the speech therapist know how badly that would backfire

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I cant believe he actually uses and thinks "child" is effective in the real world. He lost the argument right out of the gates when he said it. After that it was just about getting him to continue his tantrum for laughs. Bar fight? Never once.

 

[Opesterino]

HAHA Patrick you are a fucking stupid sped.. You got got bitch boy child .. sorry your 8,500 word essay didn't work out dumbnuts. Child, Child, Child.

God, thank you for your service!

edit - He literally says the same thing over and over, way worse than bobo or eric the midget and chris chan put together. It is a 100% fact that is he a mentally handicap retard. This is the greatest thing ever. I can not wait for every new day now because there will never be anything positive in his life. Every day will be another morning of disappointment for that fat piece of shit.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CHILD!

 

[HoraceStanker]

Anyone hearing him the first time in this recording would bet serious folding money that he's a gay man