Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson - Part 5 (THE FINALE)

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Listen to his voice waver at around 17:11. He was on the verge of crying.

Crying like a pussy because he got had, also it’s not illegal to “impersonate a journalist” which is what Pat was alleging.

 

[kingship75]

Holy shit. Three minutes in.

"No, child!"

My fucking ribs.

God bless our ex-cop.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Crying like a pussy because he got had, also it’s not illegal to “impersonate a journalist” which is what Pat was alleging.

Fat, who loves the constitution so much, is surely aware that the 1st amendment allows everyone to be a journalist, regardless of employment through a news agency.

 

[guest]

IMO it goes best with a Cab Franc

Went with [URL]https://www.vivino.com/carsons-chardonnay/w/1977886[/URL] and 2 Apostel Braus.
Gonna listen for third time now.

 

[Mikekeke]

I really hope nobody isolates that Fez Whatley like drunk scream fit he had and replies to all of his tweets with that.

 

[42069]

Pat: it is a crime to call someone and record them also I’m recording this conversation where I called you

 

[guest]

Patrick leaving Hooligans...

The stranger he was rambling to all night as if they were friends..

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I'm just super uncomfortable, I posted 23 minutes ago and have made it 1:05 in the video. Good lord I'm a faggot.

 

[stealthygeek]

I'm sure this has been mentioned but I'm only about half way through and he legitimately sounds like he's on the verge of tears around the 12 minute mark.

 

[ConsumerGeekazoid]

I really hope nobody isolates that Fez Whatley like drunk scream fit he had and replies to all of his tweets with that.

I've been trying to place what his scream sounded like, and that's exactly it. Like Fez when he would lose his shit at an intern.

Fez did it in a much manlier way though.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

IMO it goes best with a Cab Franc

The perfect pairing

 

[guest]

What time was this? He’s absolutely fucking wasted and mincing at a Liberace level.

Approximately 8:30PM his time. He was sloshed.

 

[42069]

Went with https://www.vivino.com/carsons-chardonnay/w/1977886 and 2 Apostel Braus.
Gonna listen for third time now.

Looks like a good wine. I live near a small wine country next to Napa and only buy wines from here, our whites are hit and miss but in honor of you and all your prison raping I’m going to open a white today

 

[Snake]

I spelT iT wrong

FUCK

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Mayonnaise voice

 

[guest]

Looks like a good wine. I live near a small wine country next to Napa and only buy wines from here, our whites are hit and miss but in honor of you and all your prison raping I’m going to open a white today

Yea tastes pretty good actually, Apostel Brau was shit tho. Might go for a second round, sorry @CarolMaxheinie but I might skip my run tomorrow, this shit is just too fucking funny.

I love the isolated "...child" at 7:56.

The Lady Di "blablablabla" at 9:40 holy shit.........

This is priceless.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Already started spreading it around his replies on Twitter and gained a few clicks. I’m sure Pat will appreciate the publicity.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Josiah opens up with a friendly hello before calmly informing Pat that his editor can’t run the article. Our man explains it’s because Patrick is a ‘fat faggot with bitch tits.’ (Not that it matters but I officially was relieved of every last rib. He just says it so politely)

Patrick proceeds to fucking lose his mind in the most hilarious way possible and I mean you seriously have something to look forward to on the way home. He uses every effeminate phrase we’ve heard before but to finally hear it. Sweet sauce is it comedy gold.

I don’t even know how to break it down tbh. It truly is the ranting of a man that received zero guidance when growing up. Josiah is all calm and Fatso is just flabbergasted that anyone would even speak to him. Screaming, condescending, cursing. You’ve heard of must see TV. This is must hear Fatty.

tl;dr Pat’s a fag

It’s what happens when he can’t block someone. His mind can’t handle that the person is still there and he keeps responding the same way over and over again like someone with severe OCD or autism.

 

[stealthygeek]

"You misrepresented yourself, which is a crime."

Nice 2nd grader grasp of law, stupid

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Good lord I'm a faggot.

no one here will disagree with you on that