Johnny depp testifies

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Hey she's 19. It's all good. I can promise you she's at least 6 months older than my oldest child.

Does her face resemble a young Lucy Lawless or Christina Ricci?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Have you shown her your light bulb dick yet?

 

[guest]

Does her face resemble a young Lucy Lawless or Christina Ricci?

She looks kinda like a young Suki Waterhouse in that movie the bad batch, except a brunette.

 

[guest]

Have you shown her your light bulb dick yet?

Shown and stuck inside, brotherman.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

She looks kinda like a young Suki Waterhouse in that movie the bad batch, except a brunette.

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Shown and stuck inside, brotherman.

I'm sure she received a bad batch, pardon my french.

 

[guest]

"Hey hold this piece of paper up to your face"
"Why?"
"Because I'm trying to prove to a bunch of other middle-aged men on the internet that I'm not lying"
"....ok."

Haha you’re the real OG, please never change

 

[guest]

I'm sure she received a bad batch, pardon my french.

[SIZE=26px]RIBS, nigga.[/SIZE]

Haha you’re the real OG, please never change

I promise I won't

 

[EraGodless]

Fair enough, sir...

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Hide yo skateboard, nigga...

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Yeah nobody's naturally that ghost pale...must be a massive pill head too

Nigga got beach erosion of the hair.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

She looks kinda like a young Suki Waterhouse in that movie the bad batch, except a brunette.

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Fawk, I never thought I’d see someone mention Suki Waterhouse. Good taste brotherman. After seeing that picture, I’m assuming she’s fatherless. If I’m wrong, I’d get the fuck outta dodge brotherman. I’d shoot your ass so fucking fast.

 

[Raymond]

@Twatsmash What are some of them other celebrities who talk like retards? Is Johnny Depp really an idiot? And if so, how do retards make it so big as actors?

 

[EraGodless]

@Twatsmash What are some of them other celebrities who talk like retards? Is Johnny Depp really an idiot? And if so, how do retards make it so big as actors?

Earwigs- they have people feed them their lines through an earpiece. Also, when you have a team of writers writing your dialogue, even Patrick Tomlinson would sound witty.

 

[guest]

Fawk, I never thought I’d see someone mention Suki Waterhouse. Good taste brotherman. After seeing that picture, I’m assuming she’s fatherless. If I’m wrong, I’d get the fuck outta dodge brotherman. I’d shoot your ass so fucking fast.

Yea I'm about 75% sure I'm gonna get my ass shot by some hodunk Iowa daddy soon.

That pussy is soooooo worth it, though.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Yea I'm about 75% sure I'm gonna get my ass shot by some hodunk Iowa daddy soon.

That pussy is soooooo worth it, though.

Soon you're gonna get this call from one of the fathers.

 

[guest]

Soon you're gonna get this call from one of the fathers.

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Me:

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Me:

You have to train anyway for the big fight with @ChicopeeChip, so might as well beat up one of the fathers as well.

 

[guest]

@Twatsmash What are some of them other celebrities who talk like retards? Is Johnny Depp really an idiot? And if so, how do retards make it so big as actors?

Ever since he became friends with Hunter S. Thompson and played him in Fear and Loathing he stayed in that mindset. He’s an eccentric dude.

 

[guest]

You have to train anyway for the big fight with @ChicopeeChip, so might as well beat up one of the fathers as well.

I love how me saying "if you're running your mouth about me and my boys on the forum, I have absolutely no qualms with getting in a boxing ring and going at it with you if you want" somehow turned into "I am going to beat this mother fucker's ass for no reason other than the fact that I don't like him" in less than 24 hours

 

[Volkov]

Ever since he became friends with Hunter S. Thompson and played him in Fear and Loathing he stayed in that mindset. He’s an eccentric dude.

Hes mates with doug stanhope, another guy who became eccentric over night when he bought some leisure suits. There is something so pathetic about grown men consciously affecting a new look.

 

[guest]

Hes mates with doug stanhope, another guy who became eccentric over night when he bought some leisure suits. There is something so pathetic about grown men consciously affecting a new look.

I hate the way that actors that are grown adults pretend like they get a character they play and they can't get it out of them afterwards. It's so retarded.

I especially hate method actors that have to stay in character and be called by their character's names until shooting is over. It's like dude you're doing what we did when we were all 5 years old. You're playing make believe. Are you such a bad actor that you have to pretend to be that character for 3 months straight?