Johnny depp testifies

[guest]

I wanna fuck this white bitch and then beat her to death so no one else can have her.

next time, for brevity's sake, just write:

"i want this bitch to pay da toll"

 

[guest]

Depp dragging all his friends names through the mud, paul bettany confirmed as a coke head

Yeah nobody's naturally that ghost pale...must be a massive pill head too

 

[The Arm]

This is what happens when you give women rights.

 

[guest]

It's probably the only reason I have a pretty young girl in my bed rn

Pics or it didn’t happen

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I only own one Johnny Depp movie. From Hell. I can't even remember if it's any good or not. It's about Jack The Ripper I think.

It's not bad. Worth a watch at least

 

[guest]

Pics or it didn’t happen

Fair enough, sir...

 

[guest]

"Hey hold this piece of paper up to your face"
"Why?"
"Because I'm trying to prove to a bunch of other middle-aged men on the internet that I'm not lying"
"....ok."

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

That's been on my "to watch list" for a while.

I'm pretty sure it stinks. That's why you never hear anyone talking about it. I kind of remember starting to watch it and then not even finishing it haha. It's early 2000's movie as fuck. Heather Graham is in it and she doesn't even get naked.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Fair enough, sir...

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That's what's up, nigga

 

[guest]

does that say "brat" on her forearm? ...she looks like trouble

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Fair enough, sir...

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50% chance there's a cock under that blanket.

 

[guest]

does that say "brat" on her forearm? ...she looks like trouble

She's the best kind of trouble

 

[guest]

50% chance there's a cock under that blanket.

I'm not asking her for a pussy pic, then she'll suspect we're up to no good.

 

[fenrir]

Fair enough, sir...

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Baby fat, flat as a board, and a "Brat" tatoo. A young girl, you say:

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm not asking her for a pussy pic, then she'll suspect we're up to no good.

Is that a high school class ring?
You dirty dog!

 

[guest]

Baby fat, flat as a board, and a "Brat" tatoo. A young girl, you say:

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IM OUT NIGGA

 

[guest]

Is that a high school class ring?
You dirty dog!

Hey she's 19. It's all good. I can promise you she's at least 6 months older than my oldest child.

 

[guest]

Fair enough, sir...

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Nice tits, stupid

 

[Zombie247]

I'm pretty sure it stinks. That's why you never hear anyone talking about it. I kind of remember starting to watch it and then not even finishing it haha. It's early 2000's movie as fuck. Heather Graham is in it and she doesn't even get naked.

"Heather Graham is in it and she doesn't even get naked."

What's the point of watching.

 

[guest]

"Heather Graham is in it and she doesn't even get naked."

What's the point of watching.

A Heather Graham movie where she doesn't get naked is like a zombie movie where nobody dies.