Joe's Valentines Day post.

Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!

I’ve got a tree on my plane.
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He’s on sale today, clearance bin tomorrow.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
is he saying marijuana made him shit, bleed and puke?
I believe he’s referencing a special liquor drink they serve in the Dominican Republican called “Mary-wanna” I’m guessing Joe drank a bunch of it and got sick from what he thinks was that - I bet he forgot you’re not supposed to drink the tap water while drunk and that’s what gave him the shits. Joe and Carol must be going on some vacation soon.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit

Ever the romantic, Joseph decides to include a time when he shit himself from an herbal liqueur. His bovine stomach must be failing.
I bet he got shit faced off it and by accident drank tap water from the sink at one of those all inclusive resorts where they tell you to brush your teeth with bottle water. Drinking that water will fuck your stomach all up and that sounds like what happened - Joe spent a day on the toilet and blamed it on the booze.
 
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