Reminder: Joe isn't even earning 10k on this cruise.
Let's see you pay CASH now, broke motherfucker.
Let's see you pay CASH now, broke motherfucker.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe's teeth are falling out. Finances in DISTRESS!
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And he's not even a quarter of the way done with this nightmare. He's crumbling to dust in a floating prison, but it'll be all worth it for the future gigs
Gross
Love boomers that pretend losing half of your mouth in your late 30s is normal as if the toothbrush, floss and fluoride are some newfangled 21st century thing.
He's said in a wordy rant he's not doing it again unless the money is significantly more. It won't be. He's just filler for people going to dinner in a corridorAnd he's not even a quarter of the way done with this nightmare. He's crumbling to dust in a floating prison, but it'll be all worth it for the future gigs
You're saying Moo's stellar performances aren't good enough to advance within the company?
Like Moo works for the cruise line rather than some kike cruise labor pimp firm?
Demands:
Bigger stall
Premium hay
Top billing over other livestock
Comp'd!
FJB!
They loooove to act outraged at the bill that comes due in their 60s too. Sir, I realize $15k is a lot of money but every single aspect of this was PREVENTABLE BY YOU!
He’s literally an elderly, rotting, retard.
They don’t do implants at the homeless shelter cash only dentist.
Those are like $5k EACH, not $8k total like he thinks it is.
Those are like $5k EACH, not $8k total like he thinks it is.
I don't mean to sound daft, but who fuck lets their teeth rot to the point of needing them removed other than crackheads and retards that don't brush their teeth? I mean who doesn't have 5 minutes twice a day to brush and floss?
Joe's cruise experience has provided some of the best milk from him in a long time. It's almost more fun than when he used to be fucked with directly.
He's floating around in the middle of the ocean with his teeth falling out and having to sleep in a tiny unventilated storage closet at night all while pretending he's having a great time. It's fucking great. I can't believe there are months more of this to come. Never change, Joseph.
He's floating around in the middle of the ocean with his teeth falling out and having to sleep in a tiny unventilated storage closet at night all while pretending he's having a great time. It's fucking great. I can't believe there are months more of this to come. Never change, Joseph.
Since he don't have that implant money no mo, he should look into a partial plate. Fun to pop out at parties!
I get cracking/losing a tooth over 60 years but to have 5 in a row in your thirties replaced is wild. My ribs are aching that he will make negative money after this trip and he still has a couple more months to go. This whole cruise is a disaster and Im soaking it up like a biscuit.
It's a really rich, flavorful gravy.
Anthoooony whats up ohh did I wake you? what time is it there in south carolina? oh yeah? this timezone is killer. yeah its 11 here, just got done with another set oh by the way the funniest thing just happened you are not going to believe this
