Joe's teeth are falling out. Finances in DISTRESS!

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anthoooony whats up ohh did I wake you? what time is it there in south carolina? oh yeah? this timezone is killer. yeah its 11 here, just got done with another set oh by the way the funniest thing just happened you are not going to believe this

Whats funny is Joe is complaining about his room but hes actually lucky he has a room to himself instead of having a roommate like others do. Now he is going to demand a huge raise and a room with a view that paying customers get. They will tell him to walk the plank.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I get cracking/losing a tooth over 60 years but to have 5 in a row in your thirties replaced is wild. My ribs are aching that he will make negative money after this trip and he still has a couple more months to go. This whole cruise is a disaster and Im soaking it up like a biscuit.

Teef? Don’t need ‘em after 60.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Anthoooony whats up ohh did I wake you? what time is it there in south carolina? oh yeah? this timezone is killer. yeah its 11 here, just got done with another set oh by the way the funniest thing just happened you are not going to believe this

Funny thing is that Joseph posted his “update” on the tour (i.e., here’s why I’m not going to do another one) after his teeth update. On the tour post, he mentioned a “FaceTime call with my brother”…

This can only mean that Joseph was calling him to beg for some money to fix his chompers, and then AntH told him “Jesus Christ, Joe, just come home, I’ll spot you the money.”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This can only mean that Joseph was calling him to beg for some money to fix his chompers, and then AntH told him “Jesus Christ, Joe, just come home, I’ll spot you the money.”

Great observation. That sounds like classic Joe.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I don't mean to sound daft, but who fuck lets their teeth rot to the point of needing them removed other than crackheads and retards that don't brush their teeth? I mean who doesn't have 5 minutes twice a day to brush and floss?

You're saying whisky doesn't kill the bacteria?

 

[Udders]

All that time, effort, and travel for a whole 8k. Cow-eyed dope.

 

[Ladynyahh]

His breath must be horrible now that he literally has a hole in the gums where that post used to be. And he has to sing for hours so you know people can smell it from ten feet away. Out of all the dramatic things I have ever seen...didn't see this one coming

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

His breath must be horrible now that he literally has a hole in the gums where that post used to be. And he has to sing for hours so you know people can smell it from ten feet away. Out of all the dramatic things I have ever seen...didn't see this one coming

 

[BatarianGuard]

Love boomers that pretend losing half of your mouth in your late 30s is normal as if the toothbrush, floss and fluoride are some newfangled 21st century thing.

All the blow & crack gave him junkie mouth by his 30s.

Wait not crack. Freebase Coke, which is totally different.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I don't mean to sound daft, but who fuck lets their teeth rot to the point of needing them removed other than crackheads and retards that don't brush their teeth?

I mean, Joe was a literal crack smoking drug dealer back then. He was smoking weed and drinking liquor when he was like 14. It's amazing there isn't more shit wrong with him.

 

[The Sue Deal]

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Teef? Don’t need ‘em after 60.

Nice ape phenology you fucking mongoloid

 

[The Sue Deal]

I mean, Joe was a literal crack smoking drug dealer back then. He was smoking weed and drinking liquor when he was like 14. It's amazing there isn't more shit wrong with him.

Have you ever met a crackhead? They’re like super humans. Some of the most ripped dudes i’ve ever seen didn’t even work out, they just smoked crack and did physical labor. Usually the only thing that kills them is some fucked up darwinism, like putting a fork in the microwave to watch the funny sparks

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Some of the most ripped dudes i’ve ever seen didn’t even work out, they just smoked crack and did physical labor.

 

[The Sue Deal]

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GET YOUR FUCKING FAT HEAD OUT OF THE FRAME YOU RETARD WE KNOW YOU TOOK THE GODDAMN PHOTO

 

[The Sue Deal]

I want an unruly teen to smack that fucking hat off his easter island head. YOU DIDNT SERVE JERK OFF (unless we count the men he serviced, agooosh)

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I want an unruly teen to smack that fucking hat off his easter island head. YOU DIDNT SERVE JERK OFF (unless we count the men he serviced, agooosh)

Always cracks me up to think that he probably took 3-4 shots here and fumbled with that fucking dumb hat and his sunglasses until it was to his liking

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Joe rips up a cruise towel, half his teeth fall out. Karma strikes back.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Moo is breaking down like King Viserys in House of the Dragon

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Who knew child spit was so corrosive.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Fair play to Joe - I'd contemplate suicide if I was in that situation.