It's actually a true story and the guy was a pedophile who raped a 12 year old
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Joe's D Day
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It's quite funny seeing Joe go somewhere I went on a school trip in the 90s and it became top moment in his life. I have one photo of my trip. I had a huge bright orange puffer jacket. Fuck knows what I was thinking. I think he even went to the same German bunker I did but we could go inside it back then.
The video from the American cemetery on Omaha with him heavy breathing over the trumpet has shattered my ribs.
The video from the American cemetery on Omaha with him heavy breathing over the trumpet has shattered my ribs.
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I also went on a school trip there in the 90s. Normandy is possibly the ugliest part of France, and we went before Saving Private Ryan came out so to a bunch of 13 year old boys it was about as interesting as going to Hastings and seeing the field where Harold Godwin was shot in the eye with an arrow. Highlight of the trip was James Thompson drinking a whole bottle of Calvados, needing to get his stomach pumped and then getting expelled as soon as we got back to school.
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According to the Tomlinson Law of how shit works, Joe is now a foremost expert on D-Day and WWII in general. Not only because he walked and let out farts along the beaches of Normandy, but he also got a bottle of sand!
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Hey! I was accidentally right about something!
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Nice “white years.”
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I fawkin love Joann Ancona she’s batshit crazy and kind of (imo) flirts with Joseph
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Yeah we went to beaux to see the tapestry there at the same time as it wasn't far.
Highlight of our trip was the head teacher who was on the trip with us getting angry at us running from room to room at night and walking the corridors in his y fronts and vest like something out of a sitcom.
Oh and all the knifes and those little bomb things you could buy as a kid in french shops. I wonder if that still goes on.
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She definitely flirts with Joe. I’ve noticed it for awhile. She’s his #1 female fan. Look out Carol, ye old crow!
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That's right, they sold flick and butterfly knives to children lol. I bought a butterfly knife on another holiday from France and brought it back on the channel tunnel. Would have got in such shit if we'd been pulled aside for one of those random searches.
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Holy shit.
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Exactly. "Darling, when I'm gone please scatter my ashes at the place where I experienced hell on earth and saw several of my close friends blown to pieces."
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Tiger bangers! the size 10's were like sticks of dynamite!
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She is totally one of the two women that dance in front during his live shows.
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Uh, OK. If this fictitious dad died in 1944, and we assume he was 20 at the time, he would have been born in 1924. So his "wife" had to be around 98 at a minimum. And this "middle aged" son, who presumably was conceived before his father was drafted and killed, had to have been born in 1943-44, which makes him 80. Nice try, though, Joe.
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Nice hangdog expression with obnoxiously over-saturated green grass, stupid. It's like he's standing in front of a golf simulator screen.
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What do you think he was mooing about to the geriatrics on the tour bus?
“It’s uhhhh something I uhhhhh always wanted to see, yeah, I’m ummmmm I’m kind of a controversial figure back uhhhhhh in Long Island but I uhhhhhh AM a VETERAN”