Joe Matarese bombs on stage while livestreaming, blames audience, tries to kill live feed

[BrotherMan1488]

Matarese isn't funny, but he's proof that stand up is a pretty useless "craft". His admitted mental illness notwithstanding, success in comedy would in no way improve his life. He needs to realize that.

1. Has a rich wife.
2. Doesn't fuck trannies.
3. Not a pedophile.
4. Not an alcoholic with a failing heart.
5. His pathetic social media meltdowns were one at a time, and not a barrage of 10,000 F/N tweets.

Why does he take Adderall if he doesn't work a 9 to 5?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Update, Joe went to Cherry Hill East highschool and graduated in 85. My friend and I went to West so we didn't know him in school. That still could mean we hung around the same circles

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I only know the redbar version

He’s clearly barred out of his mind.

 

[Single Action Army]

If your ego is that fragile then yeah sure of course you'd be humiliated. Keep desperately trying to assert dominance over a woman you supposedly love, homo.

Little zoomer is so happy to have his heccin girlboss mommy dommy wife.
Can't wait for my kids to look to me not as a leader but as a maid who packs lunches

 

[AssholeHead]

I hate the way he keeps saying “this ladyyyyy”. JUST SAY WOMAN. Fucking weirdo.

 

[PogromStallone]

Little zoomer is so happy to have his heccin girlboss mommy dommy wife.
Can't wait for my kids to look to me not as a leader but as a maid who packs lunches

What fucking world are you living in where children look up to their fathers as leaders and their mothers as maids who packs lunches? That's like a romanticized version of 50s Americana that they put on postcards and as far from reality as you can come.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What fucking world are you living in where children look up to their fathers as leaders and their mothers as maids who packs lunches? That's like a romanticized version of 50s Americana that they put on postcards and as far from reality as you can come.

That’s how I was raised. Same with like half my cousins.

 

[CruisinColin]

Little zoomer is so happy to have his heccin girlboss mommy dommy wife.
Can't wait for my kids to look to me not as a leader but as a maid who packs lunches

Wait you don't even have a wife or kids? Confirmed homo.

 

[DooDooBrown]

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The more I think about it, the more this is one of Ant’s most embarrassing moments. This wasn’t long after Compiund started and this absolute zero of a comedian forces Ant to do a terrible bit for his social media. And rather than say “hey, this is my networks, I’ve been a broadcaster for 20+ years, I call the shots here, I’m not doing your stupid video,” what does the old coward do? Plays along but rolls his eyes like the passive aggressive woman he is so everyone knows how he really feels.

Who in show business would ever respect him after that?

 

[Single Action Army]

What fucking world are you living in where children look up to their fathers as leaders and their mothers as maids who packs lunches? That's like a romanticized version of 50s Americana that they put on postcards and as far from reality as you can come.

The one where the kids go to Hazbin Hotel

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

His kids must fucking hate him.

Why are comedians so bad at comedy?

Because none of them do it to be funny. They're all trying to get a special, a TV show, a movie, something. None of them go up there for the sake of making people laugh.