His teeth are falling out from the stress and eating non GM food
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe is hating every moment
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I just love that everyone knew this was a bad idea, even his friends, but Joe plowed full steam ahead. He always knows best.
He is in desperate need of plantains #LowCarb #KetoJoe
At this rate it'll have to be blended
For some reason this reminded me of that movie the 13th Warrior
It's funny how none of these "pretty enthusiastic crowds" showed up in any of videos he's posted. So far they've ranged from "bored" to "disinterested" to "visibly annoyed."
Another beautiful image spoiled by his dumb fucking face and tattered rags.
How the hell is that Sons of Anarchy shirt still held together? I swear, it was old and worn out way back in the reddit days.
No matter what the duties explicitly stated in his contract are, he's still laying the tunes down day in and day out. Can't wait to pick this up on vinyl.
It shattered my ribs he still has to make a dig on Carol at the end. “My beautiful bride to be”… when JoeH? When is she going to be “wife material”? Scumbag prick haha.
Joe’s brother , that he called, is Ant from OnA.
Who?
Im laughing at him trying to pump himself up. " Im a unicorn" they are lucky to have me. " Playing to a packed house". Now he thinks he has some kind of bargaining leverage. He is talking about the money being the same as at home but for half the time. Isnt that something he would have figured out/known before he even signed the contract? He is just making a bunch of excuses because its not the fancy european tour he thought it was and he is an idiot for even thinking that. So this cruise idea seems like its a "one and done" like we all thought it would be. He thinks the cruise is going to beg him do another contract because hes old like the passangers. He is just setting up his excuses. " They dont want to pay me what I deserve" ( He already has demands listed) " I make more at home" " Its a young mans game". I can only hope that he got caught being drunk on the job and he knows he isnt getting another job with them so he is trying to make it sound like its his idea not to do it anymore. At least he has that vitamin bottle of sand to remind him of his adventure.
So you work three hours a day and strain to manage that?
If only you had any other marketable skills at all.
If only you had any other marketable skills at all.
The main thing I take away from Joe's cruise ship odyssey is that I'd never want to go on one, as a worker or a passenger. I know it's almost exclusively old fucks that go on them but I still don't understand the appeal. Most old people don't want to end up in a retirement home but a cruise is essentially just a floating version of one with crappy entertainment. Why not just go on a proper vacation to somewhere good?
First time in his life he has to work a regular job and regular hours and it is killing him. It gives me unbridled joy to know that after taxes and dental work he will actually lose money on the entire venture.
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LOL "his agent". "I'll have you know that my client, Solo Joe Cue-mia, has performed cover songs on cruise ships for over DOZENS of people. We WILL NOT sign this new contract unless my client gets his own porthole". He's going to come home broken and absolutely exhausted.
When I was much younger I considered being a cruise ship bartender but decided not to since while it sounded cool wouldn’t be as good as expected. But at 64? Holy shit what a bum.