Jim Norton’s stand up tour is going GREAT!

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oops, I meant bad - it’s going bad! Just got this email offer from Ticketmaster for Jim’s show on March 14th

Buy one get one free? Sounds like there’s plenty of seats available. All the top comics offer this right?

No. No they don’t.

Might need to add Jim Norton to my 2025 death pool - the man in the dress will spend all of Norton’s money and will probably kill him in a drunken / pilled out manic episode all while their little doggie continues to shit all over the carpet.

 

[captain_kamala]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

Norton the dry drunk pretending to be hammered off of one wine cooler would probably be his ultimate character. More so than chip. Hopefully it will end in suicide.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

He’ll drink half of a Bartles & Jaymes and go full Kramer on an audience for an hour.

Show business has passed ol’ Yimmy by.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Norton the dry drunk pretending to be hammered off of one wine cooler would probably be his ultimate character. More so than chip. Hopefully it will end in suicide.

Norton would 100% be a girl drink drunk like that old kids in the hall skit.

 

[Cuphead]

That is a 2200 cap venue. No way he fills even half of it

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That is a 2200 cap venue. No way he fills even half of it

I think it’s also a new venue or at least under new owners and a new name. They booked a lot of other “name” entertainment acts for the first couple weeks to show they’re a new place to go and Norton was already a bad pick.

 

[DougOutDoug]

 

[lowend73]

Jim is the one responsible for his current situation. That’s what you get being a literal worm about everything. He burns bridges as much as Cumia does.

 

[Chapel]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

I hope he prolapses

 

[Phish]

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Oh wow seats are filling up fast!
....wait those are the available seats

 

[Phish]

 

[RoTheHo69]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

Well you know he prolapses at least.

I hope he prolapses

fawk

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

Suicide by October -- calling it now.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I might actually watch Norton on that podcast, that's the super nig regular from Kill Tony. Hood nigger from Florida, I doubt Norton can understand half of what he says.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

*Don't forget his husband Ragnar drinks two different types of bottles, pills (do we know what kind she is popping MDMA?), and add meth to that mix.

A Cumia cocktail

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Why does he insist on doing small theaters? Stick to funnybones and chuckle huts homo

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Norton finally got what he always wanted...a "girl" with a huge cock to shove up his ass...and all it cost him was his career, his act, and what tiny shred of credibility he used to almost have. The novelty has worn off, and everyone sees him as what he really is, a depraved pervert being fucked into oblivion by a creepy, drugged-out tranny half his age. His stupid gags about pre-cum and big meaty clits have become as dated as Nana's Dice voice is.

 

[Suetonius]

I’m ashamed to admit that I saw Jim live…twice. Around when he was transitioning from O&J to J&S but nothing was official.

Both times it was a venue like this and the places were packed.

That 7 years of being on J&S was a slowburn for his career.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I’m ashamed to admit that I saw Jim live…twice. Around when he was transitioning from O&J to J&S but nothing was official.

Both times it was a venue like this and the places were packed.

That 7 years of being on J&S was a slowburn for his career.

twice..I'm sorry.