Jim Norton’s stand up tour is going GREAT!

[Lard Glug]

Norton finally got what he always wanted...a "girl" with a huge cock to shove up his ass...and all it cost him was his career, his act, and what tiny shred of credibility he used to almost have. The novelty has worn off, and everyone sees him as what he really is, a depraved pervert being fucked into oblivion by a creepy, drugged-out tranny half his age. His stupid gags about pre-cum and big meaty clits have become as dated as Nana's Dice voice is.

I think you misunderstand.
It’s filthy man whore Andrew Dice Clay, but as a homosexual.

 

[LingerLonger]

Why does he insist on doing small theaters? Stick to funnybones and chuckle huts homo

Same reasons Dice spent the 90s and 2000s chasing arenas and theaters for pennies. Part of it is chasing your peak years of selling out huge venues on Virus Tours and with bigger comics boosting your image. And other is that you have a celebrity lifestyle and need lots of income to support that.

Norton is basically in his Club Piscopo phase. But replace ex-wives and children with a 6'8" viking monster.

 

[kingship75]

Norton is basically in his Club Piscopo phase. But replace ex-wives and children with a 6'8" viking monster.

I hope that Jim to will sing a heartfelt, serious song about his wife.

KIMBERLY!

 

[DougOutDoug]

I’m ashamed to admit that I saw Jim live…twice. Around when he was transitioning from O&J to J&S but nothing was official.

Both times it was a venue like this and the places were packed.

That 7 years of being on J&S was a slowburn for his career.

I think I've seen him four times. It's all kind of fuzzy but there were two club shows, also a casino show with him, Attell, Di Paolo and Artie. And then another time at a bar in Illinois where him and O&A did a special taping. All I can recall was Anthony sang that gay "Bowling for Behave" song and then my buddy and I stood in line for autographs and my buddy asked Erock a question about mayo and Erock said "what?" and my buddy started to say it again and Erock yelled "I HEARD YOU!" Which apparently was the funniest part of the entire day since I can't recall anything else that happened.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Every comedy show I’ve ever been to was 18 or 21 and over. If you take your kids to this show then CPS should get involved.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Every comedy show I’ve ever been to was 18 or 21 and over. If you take your kids to this show then CPS should get involved.

Suuuuuuuuure

 

[PogromStallone]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

All it would take is for him to accidentally inhale the beer fumes from someone in the first row. He's lucky it hasn't happened yet.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

All it would take is for him to accidentally inhale the beer fumes from someone in the first row. He's lucky it hasn't happened yet.

He calls his sponsor, “I just walked by a bar and saw a Coor’s Light in the window. I’m freaking the fuck out right now. That scuuuumbaag bar really motherfucked me.”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Same reasons Dice spent the 90s and 2000s chasing arenas and theaters for pennies. Part of it is chasing your peak years of selling out huge venues on Virus Tours and with bigger comics boosting your image. And other is that you have a celebrity lifestyle and need lots of income to support that.

Norton is basically in his Club Piscopo phase. But replace ex-wives and children with a 6'8" viking monster.

I remember Dice claiming in the late 2000s his comeback was going to be so big he would be able to play / sell out football stadiums. This was followed by him bringing up how he sold out MSG over 20 years ago like it’s possible he could still do that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Every comedy show I’ve ever been to was 18 or 21 and over. If you take your kids to this show then CPS should get involved.

I wonder if the all-ages is another sign they know this is a flop and hope somehow the young kids are all Norton fans that can never get into his shows.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I wonder if the all-ages is another sign they know this is a flop and hope somehow the young kids are all Norton fans that can never get into his shows.

All ages? 90% of his act centers around his sexual perversions. How's that gonna work?

 

[Chapel]

He calls his sponsor, “I just walked by a bar and saw a Coor’s Light in the window. I’m freaking the fuck out right now. That scuuuumbaag bar really motherfucked me.”

He’s stopped drinking piss?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I have no idea what his "act" is like right now, but the last few Jimmy clips I've seen consisted of Jim weakly riffing on some gay topical news story he scrolled through on his phone. Then, after bombing, he pretends bombing was the gag, and riffs with the crowd about how shitty it was. It's less an act, and more like a sort of free-form faggotry. I mean, who knows, maybe he's written some real jokes since then, but probably not.

 

[Dennyislife]

Time for Jim to sell his multi million home and move somewhere cheaper

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Why do comedians need to name their tours? They're not musicians. No one cares.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Oops, I meant bad - it’s going bad! Just got this email offer from Ticketmaster for Jim’s show on March 14th
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Buy one get one free? Sounds like there’s plenty of seats available. All the top comics offer this right?

No. No they don’t.

Might need to add Jim Norton to my 2025 death pool - the man in the dress will spend all of Norton’s money and will probably kill him in a drunken / pilled out manic episode all while their little doggie continues to shit all over the carpet.

Will Harald Fairhair be onstage too? Because everyone wants to know how he wears Norton like a fist puppet.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I hope he relapses. I would pay to see that.

Only if that relapse includes drinking Drano

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

That is a 2200 cap venue. No way he fills even half of it

Meanwhile lets hope he swallows 2200 caps of Fent.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

*Don't forget his husband Ragnar drinks two different types of bottles, pills (do we know what kind she is popping MDMA?), and add meth to that mix.

A Cumia cocktail

Jenkum Joe

 

[NiggerThisForumSucks]

Can I get two ugly, giant, brainless, Aryan, nigg-IQ’d tranny hooker wives to bleed me dry and murder suicide me and my failed radio/standup career for the price of one?

That would be swell and quite conducive to my sobriety as a geriatric slug.