Or saying that it's "a lie she continues to tell herself to this day". Delusional fat faggot.
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Jim Florentine's Pig Roast
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I heard his daughter baked him a cake, he has that.
That was not my daughter, stlaker. It was an evil Italian man from Canada.
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Jim would have no fucking personality had he not copied Colin and Florentine. When they roasted his early stand up I can't fucking BELIEVE that Patrice ripped him about it. He told him right to his face "that stupid voice in the tape is probably your real voice"
EDIT: fucking PLEASE tell me someone made sure Rick has heard comedian Jim Florentine soft serving all over him for 5 minutes straight
Even Norton’s whole “I’m love hard rock and metal music cause I’m so edgy!” was completely ripped from Florentine. He wants everyone to think he grew up loving KISS, Sabbath, and other 70s / 80s hard rock but he liked The Village People and could name the members and even saw them in concert.Jim would have no fucking personality had he not copied Colin and Florentine. When they roasted his early stand up I can't fucking BELIEVE that Patrice ripped him about it. He told him right to his face "that stupid voice in the tape is probably your real voice"
EDIT: fucking PLEASE tell me someone made sure Rick has heard comedian Jim Florentine soft serving all over him for 5 minutes straight
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that would make sense, since KISS is just a faggots idea of what metal is. And Gene Simmons is a dirty jew.
I love the few seconds of silence after he reads the whole tweet aloud, trying to comprehend what he just read, i cannot get enough of people being dumbfounded and lost for words after realising what a retard they are dealing with.
I like Florentine. I listened to his podcast for a while back in like 2013. It wasn’t terrible. He’s funnier than Norton.
Norton stole parts of his personality from Florentine, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, and most of all, Colin Quinn. The only part that’s truly Jim is the faggotry
That’s why Norton can’t even give a straight opinion on anything, he’s not sure which persona to use when presented with a question. Not an original thought in his head,
All the best calls on Crank Yankers were Florentine or Carolla. Kimmel was shit as usual.
Florentine should do this type of content more often
This is pretty much what he does on his podcast
I've never listened but I probably will now. He turned one patrick tweet into like 5 minutes of gold. His kids hilarious
He loves to make fun of white women social media posts and men saying faggy shit on social media, like “Prezzies” or “Adorbs” lol
Also the “Did ya?” He ripped from him. They were roommates for a couple years and Norton used that time to steal his personality. Florentine’s podcast isn’t bad, just him getting disgusted with how people behave on social media. He could do full episodes on Pat.
I know Louie’s FX show fell off after the first 2 seasons but did anyone see the episode with Florentine? I think it might have been the last episode since it was close to the time Louie got in trouble. Jim played a comedian opening for Louie so they have to stay together in comedy club condo and Jim hates him. He calls Louie out for being a pretentious asshole and dies from hitting his head trying to do an upper decker. Good stuff.
can redditors bait Patrick into saying Florentine is a child abuser like he says about Boomia? and then send that to Florentine and start a war
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If Florentine becomes a legit Pat poster, we're all going to Valhalla.
And the sarcastic "it was good you _____"
I remember Norton basically mimics Florentine during the whole club piscopo breakdown