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Jill Nicoleaky

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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For those comedy dick heads that have felt fake tits, do they feel different? I know Ant said sand bags but those are awful. Do better fake tits feel different? A brotha man needs to know!
Always feel awful. The skin is also often stretched and marked as well and so they look gross. And most implants even look terrible when a woman is clothed and her shirt and bra is hiding the disaster underneath. And these are modern implants. Nothing beats real breasts. Implants should honestly be against the law like transgender surgery and botox and all that other nonsense.

The ones from the 80s were like having blocks of concrete shoved into a woman's chest. They would also sometimes explode or leak and cause all sorts of medical issues. And the tearing and stretching of tissue causes cancer but hey at least you got those bolt-on D-cups for a few years. Right now still in Europe their plastic surgery industry is technologically at America's 1980s versions. So you have this army of Eastern European strippers and cam whores with the bolt-on style tits.
 

Turry

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Nothing beats real breasts. Implants should honestly be against the law like transgender surgery and botox and all that other nonsense.
And how do you propose we go about legislating that? By having the government exercise their complete control over the medical field to make it illegal for surgeons to perform them like we've done with lobotomies?

That's crazy.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Brother Joe Web site visitor number 38
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Always feel awful. The skin is also often stretched and marked as well and so they look gross. And most implants even look terrible when a woman is clothed and her shirt and bra is hiding the disaster underneath. And these are modern implants. Nothing beats real breasts. Implants should honestly be against the law like transgender surgery and botox and all that other nonsense.

The ones from the 80s were like having blocks of concrete shoved into a woman's chest. They would also sometimes explode or leak and cause all sorts of medical issues. And the tearing and stretching of tissue causes cancer but hey at least you got those bolt-on D-cups for a few years. Right now still in Europe their plastic surgery industry is technologically at America's 1980s versions. So you have this army of Eastern European strippers and cam whores with the bolt-on style tits.
I love titties so much and I agree, I love real ones. Even tiny titty broads should be proud of them. The only time I condone fake tits is when cancer broads have to get the real ones scooped out.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Soon we will move from breast implants to breast replacements. We already have it with penises although it’s still in it’s infancy. 4 people have had their cocks replaced by different ones after medical accidents. So you’re telling me theres not a fresh body with big tits you can’t cut off and tape to a woman?
 
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Real fake. He never fucked her. He just took anti-depressant pills and drank heavily. And she shit the bed literally. Zero percent chance that Anthony ever did anything with her that didn't involve heart attack levels of viagra pills. Guy was a fruit. Still is of course. Feed Nana. He couldn't get a rod for women without risking a heart attack. Norton was another faggot headcase addicted to boner pills who was secretly dating men.

Wrong. Anthony is a homosexual. We know he has had relationships with men. Secondly, she was the traffic girl. You never get anything correct. No one here thinks Anthony had sex with women ever. His stories of sex with his wife are all lies. "I faked blowing loads in her when she wanted to get pregnant". Anthony's descriptions of women were 40-year-old virgin level stories. His sex stories were always ridiculous unless they involved treeforts and bushes.
He must have gotten so hard when Sue whipped out that cock
 
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Nah, that looks way better than Jill.
Jill nicolini tits - Sexy Media Girls on nude.tos.al
I would like to see a gigantic BBC between those titties while she gets fucked right in the butthole
 
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