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Multiple retards having a serious debate whether or not that's really Danny.
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Jill's tits look fucking awful. Weird, droopy and egg shaped. They look like implants (are they?) that are sagging, gross.
Those are some wonky fucking goofball tits. Now, I gotta go and listen to the "turned over pizza box on the mattress" Nicoleaky story again. Just for being subjected to that.Awful tits
If I am in fact one of the multiple retards you are referring to, I never thought it was Danny. I just wanted to correcT the recordMultiple retards having a serious debate whether or not that's really Danny.
"FOREIGN BODIES!!!"We call 'em FAKERS here, sir.
Nana referred to them on the show as "sandbags". Not sure if she meant texture or weight though.Jill's tits look fucking awful. Weird, droopy and egg shaped. They look like implants (are they?) that are sagging, gross.
Why would he even say this?In his book, he mentions that on the first date, they ended up in bed and he asked to put just the tip in. Maximum homo effort.
For maximum hetro effect. No other reason. I believe the industry term is "throwing them off the scent".Why would he even say this?
Same reason he had these weird "eating pussy" diatribes on O&A and other odd descriptions of sex with women. As was said by @Zeroman it was all about throwing the listeners off of the scent. And what an intoxicating scent it was.Why would he even say this?
Is that His Highness?Nah, that looks way better than Jill.
I never thought I'd say this but I think sues might be better than this disaster.How many pair of tits have the count paid for?
Anthony, you couldn't even handle JILL NICOLINI! There was miles and miles of his highness' cock in her!Is that His Highness?
His highness always alpha dicked anthony. It was always hilarious.Did Ian own part of a strip club or get kickbacks or something? He would always push Canadian women on anthony. Come on up most beautiful girls in the world.
This is not a slight towards his highness. He's one of my favorite recurring characters
Ian was definitely some type of strip club or escort and prostitute addict. Like those guys that blow $5,000 on lap dances in one night on a bender. He was known to purchase women to appear on his arm when he would go to concerts or social events. And he got caught like a retard on O&A with his 'goddesses' that were from Craigslist. Them ripping on Anthony's acne scars is one of my all time favorite moments.Did Ian own part of a strip club or get kickbacks or something? He would always push Canadian women on anthony. Come on up most beautiful girls in the world.
This is not a slight towards his highness. He's one of my favorite recurring characters
Howard treating Ian like a legitimate news source for celebrity gossip was so bizarre after hearing him on OnA.Ian was definitely some type of strip club or escort and prostitute addict. Like those guys that blow $5,000 on lap dances in one night on a bender. He was known to purchase women to appear on his arm when he would go to concerts or social events. And he got caught like a retard on O&A with his 'goddesses' that were from Craigslist. Them ripping on Anthony's acne scars is one of my all time favorite moments.
Ian once called a modelling service and paid a few grand to get a Pantene shampoo model to appear with him at a function. He also said on air that he had sex with Jill but she threatened to sue him for defamation because as usual Ian was lying.
Ian likely paid to be on Stern. Stern had a sponsored weekly gossip bit on his show almost all years. Some years he paid for an exclusive Prepburger contract from a service. Other times he had a magazine give some blind items or gossip every week. Ian likely was doing some regular sponsored segment. Lots of Stern segments were sponsored or Prepburger bits that the fans were unaware were not organic.Howard treating Ian like a legitimate news source for celebrity gossip was so bizarre after hearing him on OnA.
Building 7 tits on JillLooks like she got her tit job at Coney Island.
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