“Jackie’s stupidity is supernatural”

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe the cop thought whatever dan has is contagious.

Laughter?

 

[Farmer Brown]

The fuck is DXM?

Cough syrup

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This Jackie gal is a smart one. There are actually TWO Flavia's: one of them is an abused prostitute who is forced to hold up pictures of Patrick S. Tomlinson with her ample bosom flopping out and the other works at some sort of cleaning business that Dan owns and somehow they're BOTH married to Dan.

Also, for some insane reason, the person shown scrubbing toilets on the cleaning business Facebook page didn't have that million dollar smile you usually get from cleaning other people's toilets! @FBI! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

 

[firstimelongtime]

All she cares about is that her retarded followers think she knows what she's doing and it might get her more speaking gigs. She knows she's full of shit.

"OSINT!" "Framework!" "Disinfo campaign!"

Anyone who's buying her "The Girl With a 1:1 Scale Dragon Tattoo" LARP is a pants-shitting retard.

 

[firstimelongtime]

DXM will do that to you as well. AMA DXM.

Chug it straight and deal with the binders/sweeteners, or have some weird chemistry-wiz friend who does some lighter fluid, vinegar, etc. wacky distillation process based on binding something-to-something, resulting in (after eating a roll of roll-aids because he couldn't manage the acidity of the result) a complete brain melt that you never wanna experience more than once?

 

[cachorro]

Dan is sending these two retards absolutely spiraling by just existing. I don’t get why he isn’t universally loved and appreciated.

I’ve come around to the Dandom

So for Snackie, anything anyone says on the internet is 100% concrete truth with no exaggeration, hyperbole or humor.

This is one kooky bitch.

Except her own GNAA chat logs of course

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Flavia must call her family back in Rio and just start sobbing.
"I came to Amedeeca for to make a dee toilet buzeeness and to have mowney for to buy nice theengs, but Meester Dan's eenternet friends want for me to be a seshual trafeeker. Mama I want for to come home!"

Naw it's more like *mama you no believe what this a watta head do a today! How long to he have a axident

 

[quasi101]

Chug it straight and deal with the binders/sweeteners, or have some weird chemistry-wiz friend who does some lighter fluid, vinegar, etc. wacky distillation process based on binding something-to-something, resulting in (after eating a roll of roll-aids because he couldn't manage the acidity of the result) a complete brain melt that you never wanna experience more than once?

pcp....hes just making shitty pcp dude

 

[guest]

Lol why the fuck would Dan be meeting with Representatives? Its Dan.

If you have a better source for rubber dog shit I’m sure congress would love to know.

 

[guest]

This Jackie gal is a smart one. There are actually TWO Flavia's: one of them is an abused prostitute who is forced to hold up pictures of Patrick S. Tomlinson with her ample bosom flopping out and the other works at some sort of cleaning business that Dan owns and somehow they're BOTH married to Dan.

Also, for some insane reason, the person shown scrubbing toilets on the cleaning business Facebook page didn't have that million dollar smile you usually get from cleaning other people's toilets! @FBI! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

On a serious note - Daniel obviously makes decent cash. Why is his wife a cleaner?

 

[quasi101]

If you have a better source for rubber dog shit I’m sure congress would love to know.

 

[RickReternal]

On a serious note - Daniel obviously makes decent cash. Why is his wife a cleaner?

She runs a service, has employees. I imagine if you do it right you can make decent money as an owner.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

On a serious note - Daniel obviously makes decent cash. Why is his wife a cleaner?

I think Dan set her up with her own business and she employs people and runs it but it’s in his name to make things easier tax-wise. That’s pretty admirable to me.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

No amount of evidence will ever completely convince me that Jackie is not a SpaceEdge bit. She is just too stupid and ridiculous and insane to be real.

 

[PogromStallone]

I think Dan set her up with her own business and she employs people and runs it but it’s in his name to make things easier tax-wise. That’s pretty admirable to me.

What a good guy.

 

[Imager]

I think Dan set her up with her own business and she employs people and runs it but it’s in his name to make things easier tax-wise. That’s pretty admirable to me.

Someone's gotta clean the toilets

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[stealthygeek]

Jerry Jen is an economic terrorist!

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

This cunt smells like bad curry and faeces.

 

[Rudderman]

This cunt smells like bad curry and faeces.

But you repeat yourself.