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“Jackie’s stupidity is supernatural”

fricklefrackle

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Honoria

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I was wondering how Pat really felt once they caught Torswats and specifically took time in their report to tell Jackie that she was completely wrong about everything. Not on Twitter, but in reality. He used her info in legal documents and it was all wrong!

Welp.
 
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I like how she puts "lunch meeting" and "business" in quotes like it's far-fetched or something. These are things that functioning adults do, you fat smelly cow. It's how your bum "disability" payments get generated. Unfortunately.
I think in fairness that she quoted business because she's suggesting it's a crime in actuality, but the lunch meeting part she's just retarded about.
 

SFWA liaison

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her writing is such shit. A very Jackie-esque trait is pointing at completely irrelevant details because that's all she has been documenting for a year

"John attended his father's confirmation hearing!" dun dun duuunnnn !!!! he participates in his family's accomplishments unlike Jackie with her eldest daughter

"She co-owns the 700k home!!!" hahah they're rich and successful? a foreigner can't own property? what if it was a 100k home? it doesn't matter, it's a detail she collected so she compulsively includes it despite being irrelevant

"they have an... investment club!!!" lock him up! how dare they!
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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So going to his local bar once to livestream and walking past his house once counts as "obsessively stalking our family for years"?

This Pat character seems like he might be stretching the truth a little if you ask me.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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So going to his local bar once to livestream and walking past his house once counts as "obsessively stalking our family for years"?

This Pat character seems like he might be stretching the truth a little if you ask me.
Lets not forget when Dan went to pats court date, announced who he was, and was never arrested for these "crimes" pat claims. In fact Pat was the only one that looked like a psycho that day for having a tantrum demanding Dan be arrested in the courtroom.
 

quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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I think in fairness that she quoted business because she's suggesting it's a crime in actuality, but the lunch meeting part she's just retarded about.
Which is still retarded. They aren't mutually exclusion nouns. You can have both a business meeting and it involves crimes as well. Scare quotes indicate doubt of the phrase quotes. Saying she "doubts its a business meeting" because they could also be discussing crimes is stupid. That's still business you obese idiot. Maybe rick should tell he how words work.
 

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I think the planting of the OnA flag on SNL last Saturday must've hurt Pat and Jackie badly, us on primetime TV while they're bums, but they can't tweet about it because "THIS SKETCH ABOUT A FAT MAN SHOVING THINGS UP HIS ASS IS ABOUT ME! WHEN HE SAYS HUSH CHILD THAT'S THE RETARDED WAY I SPEAK!" is too emasculating to explain.
 
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