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Jackie's room is being bugged.

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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“Im sure they gets that all the time”

….yea the maintenance dept in the looney bin, not the maint dept in a random apartment building you fucking moron. If a tenant is calling maint to come check their thermostat for cameras/mics, im pretty sure theyd call in a wellness check as shes on her way to becoming to danger to herself or other tenants. Or theyd assume shes on a stimulant bender. Either way shes a profoundly dumb smelly cunt.
 
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John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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Let me guess, the OnA virus which has spread to the highest levels of the federal court system is now keeping tabs on super dangerous tax evader Jackie Singh with room bugs and black cars following her and a bunch of other shit she saw in spy movies.
Crazier things have happened before.
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Dog Eater

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She's free-basing, that's the only explanation. She was laying awake heart pounding after smoking it all and thought the lights were flash bulds rather than "them" using night vision cameras. Fucking crazy street shitter. November 2024 and its leadup will be like a Lynch movie.


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Even Patrick gets better engagement.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Okay, if she already found it I guess I can just say it publicly. When she gets back to the room tonight I want camera 2 in tight on the jowls. Camera 1 can remain stationary. Also gonna need some gain on all three mics, I could barely understand her last time.
 
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porquedealer

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She's free-basing, that's the only explanation. She was laying awake heart pounding after smoking it all and thought the lights were flash bulds rather than "them" using night vision cameras. Fucking crazy street shitter. November 2024 and its leadup will be like a Lynch movie.


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complete fucking retard.
when implanting a secret recording device, you always make sure it has flash photography.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Woman who wants state to charge tweeters with terrorism is 4A advocate. I hope it's Putin and she has functioning hotel windows.
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People also think the guy on the bus is an FBI agent gangstalking them. Is that a commentary on FBI surveillance? Or how fucking insane people have gotten. Bitch is trying to spin her delusions into a political statement.
 
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This is actually fucking insane. The only time i’ve ever feared being watched is if I go into a hotel or changing room with a mirror and I see if it’s a two way. I have never ever thought the fucking smoke alarm was watching me. That is legitimately schizophrenic. Please get help.
You've probably never blew through an entire 7500 Capital One cash advance in a weekend in a hotel room with an ounce of cooked coke you smoked. That would be my guess.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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This is actually fucking insane. The only time i’ve ever feared being watched is if I go into a hotel or changing room with a mirror and I see if it’s a two way. I have never ever thought the fucking smoke alarm was watching me. That is legitimately schizophrenic. Please get help.
Borderline personality with psychotic features. A very common comorbidity in bpds whose lives are severely disordered

Now give me my kiwi farms gif for obviously finding that on Wikipedia
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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You've probably never blew through an entire 7500 Capital One cash advance in a weekend in a hotel room with an ounce of cooked coke you smoked. That would be my guess.
If youve never been peering out your blinds watching the bushes at 4:00am, 100% convinced that ‘theyre’ coming in any minute…you aint livin.
 
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