Jackie Sighn and Patrick Tomlinson to be featured...

[Jenna]

couples who dont hate eachothers guts dont feel the need to to post pictures of them doing regular things with one another

It's more social media addiction then how well the couple is getting along. You go out to eat, it's a given that a photo must be taken for the gram. Every time you leave the house is a chance to show the world how amazing your life is, taking photos becomes the norm. I don't even mind the trad "instagram boyfriend" role where I gotta be cameraman and take a dozen pictures of you every date. But that noooooo it needs to be a picture of youuuuuuu shit is infuriating.

 

[guest]

ID FUCK HER

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[stealthygeek]

Corona because CORONAVIRUS

SO FUCKING CLEVER LOLOLOL

It's far gayer than that. At the time there were reports of Corona beer sales tanking because of their name so Patrick is actually bravely taking a stand against racism by pounding shitty Mexican beers.

Corona's not even owned by Mexicans. Their parent company is Dutch if I remember right. It's always the Dutch.

 

[Nana's stent]

sorry im just posting ones that make me laugh since im looking through

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Spoiler: poop

God he use to me so feisty before the brothermen knocked the wind out of this fat cunt!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

JOURNOS - Complain about this forum's "harassment" all you want, but Jackie is blackballed for a reason, and it has nothing to do with the weev/GNAA stuff. She has Alex Jones-tier reputability and I would personally be very hesitant before going to bat for her. She is an open and recognized spreader of online disinformation and misinformation.

And Herpes. Don't forget Herpes

 

[Guest]

I'm sure some of these had to have been posted.
further lunacy



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While it would still be pathetic, if he had simply plated this first it would look 50x better

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

She's one pressed collar away from doing a Hannah gadsby special.

Poor tim Dillon. I bet he has no idea she's going to accuse him of rape as soon as she gets a headliner gig. Learned nothing from Louie CK

Though I think Louis was becoming a soft fag towards the end of his pre-downfall fame, It still burns me up how that bitch Tig Notaro threw Louis under the bus. Go back to being famous for having cancer, you tree bark-faced dyke; I only knew who you were because of him.

 

[guest]

I'm pretty sure Pat said this gem before he ran into the O&A sub
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This right here is why despite knowing I wouldn't throw my life away, I still fantasize about his skull crushing under a Louisville Slugger I'm wielding smashing into the top of his bloated melon. Watching the blood come out of his ears as he crumples to the ground in GTA of course, even just the fantasy, is in GTA.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This right here is why despite knowing I wouldn't throw my life away, I still fantasize about his skull crushing under a Louisville Slugger I'm wielding smashing into the top of his bloated melon. Watching the blood come out of his ears as he crumples to the ground in GTA of course, even just the fantasy, is in GTA.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

This right here is why despite knowing I wouldn't throw my life away, I still fantasize about his skull crushing under a Louisville Slugger I'm wielding smashing into the top of his bloated melon. Watching the blood come out of his ears as he crumples to the ground in GTA of course, even just the fantasy, is in GTA.

C'mon we don't wanna let Katie know that (may Allah forgive me) Italians post here

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's far gayer than that. At the time there were reports of Corona beer sales tanking because of their name so Patrick is actually bravely taking a stand against racism by pounding shitty Mexican beers.

Corona's not even owned by Mexicans. Their parent company is Dutch if I remember right. It's always the Dutch.

Corona is owned by Ab In Bev (Belgium) so he was most likely actually giving support to…St Louis.

 

[EraGodless]

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So he just baked everything at the same time/temperature? Lol. Wtf was the rush? It was quarantine. Nothing to do. Piggy could have cooked potatoes/asparagus on top and baked the chicken. He could have finished the potatoes and asparagus by baking them the last 5 minutes or so with the chicken, so it's all ready to eat at the same time.

 

[EraGodless]

He cooks everything in one pan

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Serving the chicken Tikka using breasts is criminal and it kind of defeats the purpose of the dish being rich and savory. And I'm not sure why he didn't serve it on top of the rice. Fucking Emeril Pat, fucking sucks.

 

[EraGodless]

This was on the honeymoon.

"So I figured, hey we are in London on our honeymoon- let's go eat some Ethopian food that looks like dog shit and cat vomit."

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Well Katie,
Wacky Jackie blocked you and Piglinson told your furry producer to fuck off. Which leaves us as the protagonists. Finally someone got to see the real side of these fucking retards. Come on over we have much to tell Katie. Hell you might get 85,000 words in the HuffPo thanks to us.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Well Katie,
Wacky Jackie blocked you and Piglinson told your furry producer to fuck off. Which leaves us as the protagonists. Finally someone got to see the real side of these fucking retards. Come on over we have much to tell Katie. Hell you might get 85,000 words in the HuffPo thanks to us.

If she's reasonable with us, I'll eat da coochie before the jacuzzi.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If she's reasonable with us, I'll eat da coochie before the jacuzzi.

I’ll let Bam blow her after the Jacuzzi if she comes and does this the right way.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

So he just baked everything at the same time/temperature? Lol. Wtf was the rush? It was quarantine. Nothing to do. Piggy could have cooked potatoes/asparagus on top and baked the chicken. He could have finished the potatoes and asparagus by baking them the last 5 minutes or so with the chicken, so it's all ready to eat at the same time.

Pat always has to present his little projects as uniquely innovative. He always acts like he’s discovered some major hack that’s his original idea and known by no one else. Remember his pumpkin carving “hack” on Twitter?

Pat thinks it’s cool and special that he used one pan, didn’t have to transfer that pan in and out of the oven multiple times, and didn’t have to do more dishes afterward. Sure, the result was disgusting slop I wouldn’t even feed my animal that eats its own puppies and dog shit. But that would never occur to Pat S. Thomas, domestic lifestyle hacker.

I’m mildly surprised he didn’t microwave that puke and call it a hack.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"So I figured, hey we are in London on our honeymoon- let's go eat some Ethopian food that looks like dog shit and cat vomit."

Pat the same rube who considers Liverpool a honeymoon destination. And doesent understand German well enough to order food in that country either.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

So he just baked everything at the same time/temperature? Lol. Wtf was the rush? It was quarantine. Nothing to do. Piggy could have cooked potatoes/asparagus on top and baked the chicken. He could have finished the potatoes and asparagus by baking them the last 5 minutes or so with the chicken, so it's all ready to eat at the same time.

And it’s chicken tendies, which no one has mentioned for some reason. If you don’t have children in your house there is no reason you should ever be buying chicken tenders.