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[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat always has to present his little projects as uniquely innovative. He always acts like he’s discovered some major hack that’s his original idea and known by no one else. Remember his pumpkin carving “hack” on Twitter?

Pat thinks it’s cool and special that he used one pan, didn’t have to transfer that pan in and out of it multiple times, and didn’t have to do more dishes afterward. Sure, the result was disgusting slop I wouldn’t even feed my animal that eats its own puppies and dog shit. But that would never occur to Pat S. Thomas, domestic lifestyle hacker.

Remember his red delicious apple pie? Looked like he fished a pie out of the Dumpster of a Claim Jumper restaurant in California.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Remember his red delicious apple pie? Looked like he fished one out of the Dumpster of a Claim Jumper in California.

I don’t but I can imagine. Red Delicious is the apple variety so cheap, hated and inaccurately named that it’s being deliberately phased out of existence. Of course that’s Pat’s favorite lol.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don’t but I can imagine. Red Delicious is the apple variety so cheap, hated and inaccurately named that it’s being deliberately phased out of existence. Of course that’s Pat’s favorite lol.

The best red for eating and if you’re going to degrade a pie by putting a red in it, is Gala. Pat is a moron. Red Delicious is the $5 vodka of Apples.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don’t but I can imagine. Red Delicious is the apple variety so cheap, hated and inaccurately named that it’s being deliberately phased out of existence. Of course that’s Pat’s favorite lol.

The Claim Jumper was a chain, now it’s just one steakhouse in Buena Park. They have Ruth Chris’ prices for Texas Roadhouse quality. It’s by Knotts Berry Farm, so it has a good stream of people willing to try it. They’re known for the frozen pies they sell at grocery stores in SoCal. Pats red delicious pie looked like an unfrozen Claim Jumper pie that came out of a dumpster.

Reason I know? I got California for fall vacation with the wife and kids, and we usually stay in Anaheim and hit up both Disneyland and Knotts. We’ve been to the Claim Jumper a couple times. Dreck. Lol. I’d rather go to Dennys and get my stomach filled for less than $60 lol.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The best red for eating and if you’re going to degrade a pie by putting a red in it, is Gala. Pat is a moron. Red Delicious is the $5 vodka of Apples.

Best red for eating, for me, is something like a Honeycrisp or Jazz. For pies I’d use something cheaper and less ideal for snacking, like a Golden Delicious.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The Claim Jumper was a chain, now it’s just one steakhouse in Buena Park. They have Ruth Chris’ prices for Texas Roadhouse quality. It’s by Knotts Berry Farm, so it has a good stream of people willing to try it. They’re known for the frozen pies they sell at grocery stores in SoCal. Pats red delicious pie looked like an unfrozen Claim Jumper pie that came out of a dumpster.

Thanks for the lore. I haven’t seen his pie but I’m sure it looked and tasted disgusting. I’m sure Niki’s family is relieved that he’s banned from their gatherings and they don’t have to politely pick at his revolting contributions to holiday potlucks.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Best red for eating, for me, is something like a Honeycrisp or Jazz. For pies I’d use something cheaper and less ideal for snacking, like a Golden Delicious.

I’m a traditionalist, Granny Smith pie FTW lol

 

[Andre The Giant]

You guys need to hire a media relations pro. I’d gladly donate to the cause.

@covidcumia would be perfect

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Thanks for the lore. I haven’t seen his pie but I’m sure it looked and tasted disgusting. I’m sure Niki’s family is relieved that he’s banned from their gatherings and they don’t have to politely pick at his revolting contributions to holiday potlucks.

Imagine this but overcooked and with ooze coming out of the lattices. That’s what his shit looked like. And the apples had an apple sauce looking texture to them.

 

[EraGodless]

Remember his red delicious apple pie? Looked like he fished a pie out of the Dumpster of a Claim Jumper restaurant in California.

Pat the special boy used apples that turn to shit when they're baked. He insisted he knew better than anyone who has ever baked an apple pie- forgot what apples they use, but Pat purposely used ones that suck for baking. Mama Raven's little boy knows best.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

the apples had an apple sauce looking texture to them.

Not surprised. Pat is convinced he’s capable of ambitious dishes and he can’t even cut pieces of apple or tomato into appropriate, consistent sizes for basic dishes. I wish he’d do more cooking content to laugh at.

 

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I think the Patti LaBelle accusation angers me the most. We'd never swaT the Ebony Goddess of R&B.

Yes, I LOVE Patti LaBelle.

 

[UnPRePared]

I do want add that the admin there had personally verified it was him and that it would be a very weird person to larp as. I had no idea who he was until recently. Unlike Jackie who was directly tied to and referenced by him.

Nothing makes me cross more than a FAWKIN bit account.

 

[UnPRePared]

Also, who's got all the replies on Twitter he received for his Ukraine tank paint bomb party rock? We should share that too.

Please, do have fun.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Also, who's got all the replies on Twitter he received for his Ukraine tank paint bomb party rock? We should share that too.

Please, do have fun.

God who could forget that. Do have fun. Yes Pat they’ll have loads of fun when the Russian tank fired its turret and their body and limbs are separated and flying through the air. Fucking moron.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Do have fun. Yes Pat they’ll have loads of fun when the Russian tank fired its turret and their body and limbs are separated and flying through the air. Fucking moron.

Pat’s the type of tard who’d tell his kids some dumb shit like “Montezuma’s revenge is a myth! Do have fun: drink Mexican tap water” because he considers himself the oracle of all knowledge. (Thank God he doesn’t have any children to whom he’s retained his parental rights.)

I’m convinced he sperged about 9/11 on at least one forum and left a lot of authoritative asshole posts about what jet fuel can and can’t melt. Whoever finds those deserves to be blown before Jacuzzi.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

"So I figured, hey we are in London on our honeymoon- let's go eat some Ethopian food that looks like dog shit and cat vomit."

Hey it don't look good, but Ethiopian food is Hella tasty.

Their fucking injera bread suck ass though. Cold, spongy, porous, odd grain flavor. Supposed to use it as a "utensil" but it has literal holes in it so the sauces get all over your fingers and dyes your skin. Stupid fucks.

Last time I picked up Ethiopian food I then went and picked up like 10 Arab pitas at different restaurant.