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Jackie Sighn and Patrick Tomlinson to be featured...

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Forgot about this one. Holy shit those asparagus were overcooked into woodchips. Those potatoes look okay for some home fries. But what in the living fuck did he bread those tenders with? Looks like oatmeal or maybe he did the Patrick Classic of covering random food items with chopped nuts thinking it turns garbage into gourmet grub. Fat.
It looks like he tried to make a pecan crust except he doesn’t have a food processor and couldn’t reduce the nuts to rubble. Gravel is exactly what he was able to make with his fat lady hands.

The potatoes are cut in unevenly sized pieces so some of them are burnt and some are almost raw.

Pat is bad at literally everything.
 
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Forgot about this one. Holy shit those asparagus were overcooked into woodchips. Those potatoes look okay for some home fries. But what in the living fuck did he bread those tenders with? Looks like oatmeal or maybe he did the Patrick Classic of covering random food items with chopped nuts thinking it turns garbage into gourmet grub. Fat.
It's literally a Weight Watchers meal where you use cereal instead of breadcrumbs. Nice BMI, stupid.
 

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It's literally a Weight Watchers meal where you use cereal instead of breadcrumbs. Nice BMI, stupid.
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I was away all day and missed all this, sadly.

Katie Herzog is a good egg, at least from what I've seen over the last five years or so. I've read several of her articles and she used to pop up every so often on channels I'd watch such as bloggingheads.tv (rebranded into "Nonzero") and discuss various social issues.

I'd definitely talk to her about Patrick if she cared enough about it.
All Thomas is asking is that she does the minimum of her job and not form a narrative based completely on a single proven unreliable storyteller's side of the story

Given that her associate brought up Jackie's gnaa history and Jackie responded by Dan Mullening the dms means she's probably toast

And heavens to God no one ever reach out to Dan Mullen of all people, he gets some of the most memorable details blatantly wrong all the time, I think it's a disease that Bostonians have. "What's that basketball players name again, the goalie on the Blue Gloves? Tim Grady?"
 
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