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Jackie is turning into Patrick

Martin

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I think Jackie could be the next Patrick. Patrick is only invested in this as a fake internet tough guy. Hes stubborn and stupid enough to keep it going rather than cut his losses. Aside from being humiliated, there isnt much at stake for him.

Like Patrick Jackie can't let it go either, but she has much more to lose because she has staked her entire career reputation and credibility as a cybersecurity expert on winning a battle she cant actually ever realisticallt win with a joke forum that she has misidentified as fascists. She can't back down because then she would be conceding to her tech illiterate followers that she's full of shit that the dozens of articles shes published are bullshit. She would be revealing that she has failed to uncover the identities of anyone here and and instead falsely accused random law enforcement officers, a federal judge and his son, and a teacher and others of being corrupt fascists on a hunch with no real evidence. Giving up is admitting that she's bullshitting and that the only tech knowledge she has is based on obsolete military training from 20 years ago. She thought this was like getting someone kicked off Twitter or Facebook. There's no community standards or rules governing what people can say here.

So now that she's realized that literally no one cares (cloudflare, web hosts, law enforcement, etc) she naturally is trying to enlist whatever group of teenagers is currently claiming to be Anonymous to....do something.

I don't see this ending well for her in any scenario. She's far too invested.
 

RickReternal

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She’s trying to get suspended OR is dangerously manic. I suspect the former. I think she wants Mullen to stop but is incapable of asking politely/leaving it alone. If her X account gets nuked in Pat’s “defense,” she gets to point to atlakers and take a breather from the pressure she’s under.
 

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I think Jackie could be the next Patrick. Patrick is only invested in this as a fake internet tough guy. Hes stubborn and stupid enough to keep it going rather than cut his losses. Aside from being humiliated, there isnt much at stake for him.

Like Patrick Jackie can't let it go either, but she has much more to lose because she has staked her entire career reputation and credibility as a cybersecurity expert on winning a battle she cant actually ever realisticallt win with a joke forum that she has misidentified as fascists. She can't back down because then she would be conceding to her tech illiterate followers that she's full of shit that the dozens of articles shes published are bullshit. She would be revealing that she has failed to uncover the identities of anyone here and and instead falsely accused random law enforcement officers, a federal judge and his son, and a teacher and others of being corrupt fascists on a hunch with no real evidence. Giving up is admitting that she's bullshitting and that the only tech knowledge she has is based on obsolete military training from 20 years ago. She thought this was like getting someone kicked off Twitter or Facebook. There's no community standards or rules governing what people can say here.

So now that she's realized that literally no one cares (cloudflare, web hosts, law enforcement, etc) she naturally is trying to enlist whatever group of teenagers is currently claiming to be Anonymous to....do something.

I don't see this ending well for her in any scenario. She's far too invested.
I don't think I'll ever care enough about Jackie.

There's just something about Patrick.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I think Jackie could be the next Patrick. Patrick is only invested in this as a fake internet tough guy. Hes stubborn and stupid enough to keep it going rather than cut his losses. Aside from being humiliated, there isnt much at stake for him.

Like Patrick Jackie can't let it go either, but she has much more to lose because she has staked her entire career reputation and credibility as a cybersecurity expert on winning a battle she cant actually ever realisticallt win with a joke forum that she has misidentified as fascists. She can't back down because then she would be conceding to her tech illiterate followers that she's full of shit that the dozens of articles shes published are bullshit. She would be revealing that she has failed to uncover the identities of anyone here and and instead falsely accused random law enforcement officers, a federal judge and his son, and a teacher and others of being corrupt fascists on a hunch with no real evidence. Giving up is admitting that she's bullshitting and that the only tech knowledge she has is based on obsolete military training from 20 years ago. She thought this was like getting someone kicked off Twitter or Facebook. There's no community standards or rules governing what people can say here.

So now that she's realized that literally no one cares (cloudflare, web hosts, law enforcement, etc) she naturally is trying to enlist whatever group of teenagers is currently claiming to be Anonymous to....do something.

I don't see this ending well for her in any scenario. She's far too invested.
Jackie is too boring and one note. Pat cant stop making a fool of himself on every level.
 
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So... she wants CF, ISPs, etc to police content (much less analyze all of it)? What could possibly go wrong? And what's the EFF going to do, save for advocate for a free Internet? They don't enforce shit. She's about as principled (and knowledgeable) as Patrick - in other words, not at fucking all.
 
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I don't think I'll ever care enough about Jackie.

There's just something about Patrick.
I shouldn't, but she's speed-running towards something retarded. I can feel it.

edit: And I'm just dying to know what her actual "influence" is, or if it's just a manic retard being manically retarded, and can only endear herself to other retards (Pat, Jon, Shane) who think that 24 was real.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

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Kind of a shot at Patrick, no? You were too much of a pussy (twice now) to do anything to Dan when he came to your turf, but try that shit with Big Jax and you're getting BODIED!!! Pretty emasculating, I thought these two were supposed allies.

Well needle dick wussy Patrick fat piece of shit is such a bitch and a little baby he has to pay women to fight his battles when it comes down to it. He is such a sissy he had to have his mom/roommate Nik Robinson call the pizza hut because he is such a weenie even brought her on to pay his debt. He is even paying Fatkie to "hack" and do his online battles and she knows it and is milking him same way twink + terrible asshole eater Brinton Resto milked the pig.
 

NoBacon

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I don't want to motherfuck a brotherman but you use this line way too much
Oh...You were finished?? Well allow me to retort
Post your contact info so we can sue you for libel. Oh, what? You can’t do that? Why not? I’m sure you have ample proof to back your ridiculously malicious and false accusations of misogyny, alleged acts of racism, legal charges of pedophilia, and the rest of your bullshit buzz-words that are used by millennials like you, who with no conscience whatsoever throw around those once very powerful words for the sole purpose of gaining the upper hand and public support of your constituents whenever you get involved in an altercation. Problem is, most people have a hard time believing anonymous users on a site known for using these tactics in an attempt to damage reputations and interfere with ones right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (sound vaguely familiar?) The core purpose your sub is driven by envy, jealousy, failure, having no sense of purpose in your life and the desire to be prominent amongst of your equally dysfunctional pals on your ever diminishing platform. They’ve now become the magically shrinking Opie and Anthony related subreddits. Good move using /r/TheCellar. You’re now constantly being attrited and for good and wholesome reasons...Good will always triumph over evil. What this poster hasn’t mentioned is that every last DMCA that has been filed by myself, either on my own or with legal authorization by others who wish they had the time and energy to do so, are completely and totally legitimate and legal. There’s nothing false or illegal about the DMCA’s that I’ve filed. All Photos and videos on the internet were taken by someone, therefore someone owns the copyright to every last one of those photos and videos. I’m thorough in my filing. The sub just has too many ignorant members that don’t listen to the more logical moderators, and refrain from posting photos and videos that are reportable. They’re blinded by their desire to have their 15 mins and more importantly by their very real and palpable hatred. Reddit has too much to lose and will never take the stance of a “Kiwi Farms” type of forum that a few sociopathic individuals run in their Moms house. They’re doing the only thing they can, taking infringing content down. If and when Reddit Legal receives enough of those legitimate DMCA’s they shut down the sub. It’s really that simple. So for Johnny Cakes, Frunkass, and the other dozen or so sociopaths on that sub who suck all the fun out of what a subreddit is supposed to be... and fantasize about a lawsuit against me.... I have one word... SUBPOENA. Stop already.
I’ve filed 100’s of legitimate DMCA’s over the past several months, admittedly with the sole intention of having Opie and Anthony related subs banned. They’ve dedicated themselves to libel, harassment, and outright real-life bullying on and off the sub. Not just name calling and ridicule. I could care less about that. Their anonymity is what empowers them to post libelous and defamatory content. If not for that anonymity, which I believe is the reason for them not filing a single counter claim, they would find themselves in civil court facing a large number of defamation and libel suits by many of their “victims”. There’s a reoccurring pattern of them using my intellectual property as Illustrations to accompany their ridiculous accusations of projected (typically) pedophilia, misogyny, anti-Semitism, Homosexuality etc... toward my family, friends and myself. They’re in the habit of using other individuals Intellectual property to drive home their abysmal message of hatred and libel. So Again, there’s been nothing illegal about any of the DMCA’s I’ve filed. For me to do so would be a dire mistake on my part. I’m achieving the desired results playing by the rules. Why jeopardize that? REMINDER: This sub has gone so far as to brigade and bully my employers to the point of them letting me go from a few of my jobs, all in the name of “having fun picking on old guys”. That’s the only reason they’ve ever given for their atrocious behavior. This sub brigades to the point of bullying venues, agencies and other people in the entertainment industry into avoiding me, by utilizing dozens of anonymous emails and phone calls...many using the names of past Opie and Anthony guests, show members and friends to further try to get my attention and aggravate. This particular sub consisting mainly of envious millennials loves to reiterate the fact that I’m 60 and for the most part retired (according to the sub”70 and near death”) and that I have a stream of income due to business dealings with my brother. They like to call it “welfare”, and are constantly mocking the fact that I have income that’s not worked for. They like to call me a leech. Why they do this is beyond me. In addition to the fact that they think I’m a bum, they put a large amount of effort into taking my work (which they call a hobby) away from me and my band members. It became personal for me when the sub (and it’s 7 or so now banned predecessors) started harassing and bullying my 11 year old daughter, my deceased Mother, My innocent Sister, and my longtime GF, all for the purpose of trying to rile me up and get a reaction out of me to use as fodder for the sub. Interfering with my every day real-life has become a game of sorts for them, supposedly it was brought upon by a comment I made some years back. “You have no effect on my life”.... meaning that an internet forum that shit-talks people...especially people with any amount of notoriety, has the absolute right to do so, but in reality..does nothing to affect my bottom line $ or my real world reputation.
I support 1A, I defended that right, amongst others. by serving in the Army for 3yrs. (another fact that this particular subreddit seems to love mocking) People have the right to say what they want. When it became a “challenge” for the sub to get my attention, they took it to the next level. That’s where the line between 1A right and libelous accusations that damage ones reputation, employability and the right to live a life undeterred by malicious internet trolls was crossed. All for the sake of getting someone’s attention and having “fun” hurting a “boomer”.
My Reddit post karma alone is clear evidence of brigading. The downvoting that this comment alone will incur by the brigading, bee hive mentality of the O&A related sub (Now called /r/TheCellar) shows that there’s collusion amongst the members of this subreddit and its moderators to do real life damage to certain people they see as “less than human”. Phone calls to my business and texts to my business number calling for my untimely death, taunting, horrific allegations...All of that means ZERO to me. Commentary about me and my brother written and posted on the sub, means nothing to anyone but the sub.
When my family became the focus of the Opie and Anthony leftover psychopaths, it Became a problem that needed to be dealt with.
I liken what I’ve been FORCED to do (DMCA’s) with something that I was always intrigued with:
When Chicago mobster and really really bad guy, Al Capone (aka The Sub), was on a rampage against his enemies in the 20-30’s (Innocent Family and Friends) the Feds couldn’t imprison him for murder (aka- the subs libelous and malicious harassment and real life bullying, job interference, Doxxing my 11 year old daughters info). They did finally find a way to make his empire (aka- Opie and Anthony subreddit) crumble though fervently prosecuting him for the the less serious crime (but serious enough to get the job done) of tax evasion (aka-Copyright Infringement). They went another way entirely to get the desired results for the purpose of removing an evil, evil man from civilized society.
I (we) will continue to report this evil sub and file legitimate and legal DMCA’s at every turn until it’s gone.
Stop interfering with people’s real lives and livelihoods, and we’ll l
eave your stupid sub alone. Plain and simple.

Sincerely, JC.
 

Chive Turkey

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Jackie, like Shane, doesn't have that X factor. Something's missing and I can't articulate what it is.
Patrick is a wonderful cocktail of delusion, autistic catchphrases, hubristic rakestepping and, deep down, you know he has at least 1% self-awareness left which makes his pratfalls that much more humiliating and satisfying to witness.

Shane and Jackie are just vile, completely mentally ill losers who use social media to attack random people and that's pretty much all they do. They're not laughably exaggerated caricatures in the same way Pat is, and they're too crazy to even recognize when they've suffered an L. Pat has subtle tells but they just go on unabated with their one note obnoxious horseshit and it's way more exhausting than it is amusing.

They're not fun spectacles to watch. They're barely human fucking beings. The only thing I want is for Jackie to lose her Xitter same way Shane did so they both stop being embarrassing nuisances to the wider world and limit that shit to whoever's unfortunate enough to be in close proximity.
 
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