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Jackie is turning into Patrick

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So Jackie admits she’s going to commit assault. I don’t know why these hardcore delusional progressive tweeters are so good at self owning, but it seems to be the only talent any of them possess. It’s fucking weird if ya ask me.

The deeper you allow yourself to drift into a land of fantasy the more fantastical your delusions have to become in order to stay there. Once you've committed to living a life of delusion and turn away from reality the worse your actual life becomes. I would imagine for her to drop the act and get her life in order would take quite a bit of work.
 

Officer Chase

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"You will get bodied"

By who?

Dan's just a little feller but I'd assume he could still take a fat woman in a fight. Women are retards. "I'll knock you the fuck out." No, no, you definitely won't.
He's a stocky Boston Mick and has likely punched out wide bodied fat Irish chicks who were in a drunken rage, he could handle a fat greasy street shitter.
 
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"You will get bodied"

By who?

Dan's just a little feller but I'd assume he could still take a fat woman in a fight. Women are retards. "I'll knock you the fuck out." No, no, you definitely won't.
When I was younger, I used to go to this 24 hr Chinese restaurant in London's Chinatown after a club night. At 3 a.m. on a Saturday morning, it was filled with dodgy cunts, but the won ton noodle soup was on point so what you going to do.

One night these 2 tables near us started going at it, drunk of course. This one massive lairy bull dyke (shaved head in denim) was the instigator. The main guy at the other table was so drunk he thought he was arguing with another man. After one too many "come on then, fucking do something" from the lesbo, the guy finally did. He lamped her full power in the face. She went down, not ko'd but hurt, and when she got back up she was full on crying. His mates were crying too, but with laughter. He started apologising like a bastard when the assorted gays at her table began scolding him for "hitting a woman."

She was taller and definitely heavier than him, but the ol' male bone structure, musculature and shoulder/hip rotation won the day.
 

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FamilyDollar

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She’s absolutely melting down. All of these are reportable. Also she’s gone full alog on…Javier? @admin this is some funny shit.

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She's spiralling because she knows the Danman has dirt on her. He already dropped the fact that she lost custody of one of her kids. He was hinting last week that he has even worse shit on her.

Jackie is pissing and shitting herself. In the street, of course.
 

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🙏🏿 serious question: should I stop posting her shit? I am always ambivalent and err towards No but her threatening Dan seemed to demand a thread.
I can only speak for myself, I love Joe posts, it makes me happy. Pat is also entertaining because he's so stupid. This lady like Shane is not fun or entertaining. I would love to see her favorite toy taken away
 
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