Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh

[bantadant]

Bring on the Troon

I'm gonna print this picture out and look at it every time I feel too lazy to work out

 

[patrick is fat]

Pat’s fat, weak body was a topic of conversation last night among people far more well-known than Pat.

Spoiler

I was at a party where two people were aware who Pat is, one of whom had heard Katie Herzog’s podcast mentioning him. He remembered specifically her saying that Pat was clearly lying about not having gained weight. When I showed him a picture of the pig, he laughed at Pat’s arms. Then I told him Pat’s story about casually handing over 60lb barbells to a dudebro in order to avenge a fellow fatty. His take: “You can tell he doesn’t spend time in a gym without even looking at his picture. If he did, he’d know that’s not gym culture. Guys at the gym are always extremely supportive of anyone who’s there to lose weight.” Then I told him that Pat claims to bench 250 and he said “This guy is really bad at lying for someone who does it so much.”

You don’t need to be a Patposter to realize how full of shit this tub o’ lard is.

was your super secret source of divorce info at the party too?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

was your super secret source of divorce info at the party too?

Nope, I think my invite must have got lost in the mail.

 

[Harry Powell]

Pat’s fat, weak body was a topic of conversation last night among people far more well-known than Pat.

Spoiler

I was at a party where two people were aware who Pat is, one of whom had heard Katie Herzog’s podcast mentioning him. He remembered specifically her saying that Pat was clearly lying about not having gained weight. When I showed him a picture of the pig, he laughed at Pat’s arms. Then I told him Pat’s story about casually handing over 60lb barbells to a dudebro in order to avenge a fellow fatty. His take: “You can tell he doesn’t spend time in a gym without even looking at his picture. If he did, he’d know that’s not gym culture. Guys at the gym are always extremely supportive of anyone who’s there to lose weight.” Then I told him that Pat claims to bench 250 and he said “This guy is really bad at lying for someone who does it so much.”

You don’t need to be a Patposter to realize how full of shit this tub o’ lard is.

I think I know exactly who sent you that message. I’ve been here way too fawkin’ long. FAWK!

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I think I know exactly who sent you that message. I’ve been here way too fawkin’ long. FAWK!

Or just long enough brotherman!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Why is he drinking a can of beer at a bar? Why the fuck would you go to a bar, sit by yourself, and pay $5 for a CAN of beer? At least get a pour you weird faggot

There's a picture of Nikki doing the same at Hoolies, it's so bizarre. Even in genuine hipster joints where all the beers are canned craft shit they go through the trouble of pouring it out for you. You have to be especially classless to ask for a can in an establishment and drink straight from it.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

was your super secret source of divorce info at the party too?

Nope! That would have been really unlikely.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Waiting for Pat to explain how aspect ratios on photos are responsible for him having a huge gut, back fat and multiple chins.

Then he'd also have to account for the tiny muscle less arms that could never bench 250

 

[guest]

I think I know exactly who sent you that message. I’ve been here way too fawkin’ long. FAWK!

You saw him in person since he's looked like this, does he have that about to split at the seems look in person? IO've seen fatter guys with some musculature on them that look so much better even if they're probably 60-70 lbs heavier than him. His face looks pushed forward from the side and his crease on his neck probably supports as much bacterial diversity as hot spring.

 

[Harry Powell]

There's a picture of Nikki doing the same at Hoolies, it's so bizarre. Even in genuine hipster joints where all the beers are canned craft shit they go through the trouble of pouring it out for you. You have to be especially classless to ask for a can in an establishment and drink straight from it.

Tvphwy, I always like the can or the bottle over the glass brotherman. I feel pretentious asking for a glass

 

[EraGodless]

It's one thing to be fat, but to have those stupidly skinny arms too. Nice SpongeBob body

 

[Harry Powell]

You saw him in person since he's looked like this, does he have that about to split at the seems look in person? IO've seen fatter guys with some musculature on them that look so much better even if they're probably 60-70 lbs heavier than him. His face looks pushed forward from the side and his crease on his neck probably supports as much bacterial diversity as hot spring.

It’s funny because he does look better in person - looks less fat and less like a collection of geometric shapes - yet he also looks WORSE in a completely different way - his movements and mannerisms.

Very twitchy and bizarre, like some post ironic zoomer conputer animation, or failed mocap, or a grey alien trying to infiltrate human society.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Tvphwy, I always like the can or the bottle over the glass brotherman. I feel pretentious asking for a glass

I hate it because of the sediment. Last few swigs (and noshes) are always disgusting. It isn't called "bottom of the barrel" for nothing. Pouring it into any receptacle just helps mix it around.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It’s funny because he does look better in person - looks less fat and less like a collection of geometric shapes - yet he also looks WORSE in a completely different way - his movements and mannerisms.

Very twitchy and bizarre, like some post ironic zoomer conputer animation, or failed mocap, or a grey alien trying to infiltrate human society.

would you say his odor is terrible, or merely bad?

 

[guest]

It’s funny because he does look better in person - looks less fat and less like a collection of geometric shapes - yet he also looks WORSE in a completely different way - his movements and mannerisms.

Very twitchy and bizarre, like some post ironic zoomer conputer animation, or failed mocap, or a grey alien trying to infiltrate human society.

So in your estimation could he be part of an advanced guard of alien pig men that are cloaked as humans that intend to turn earth into their next colony sty?

 

[cliveowen]

+1 that John should remove his 1-star. When they re-open, Fatty will be right back there stinking up the joint.

"We" don't want to be on bad terms with the owners when Rick goes on a rant to the bartenders about how his stalkerchilds are behind every complaint about him.

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What's are the odds yet ANOTHER establishment Pat frequents had a mysterious fire.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What's are the odds yet ANOTHER establishment Pat frequents had a mysterious fire.

Security cameras caught a glimpse of the possible suspect

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Roberta Kelly

Boom dude ya got your fatass penny eating friend dude

 

[Meownaw]

Nope! That would have been really unlikely.

Would it?

 

[AntSucks]

Everybody is pointing out that he looks like a pear, but he looks more like a beet.