I've been thinking about Pat the trained knife fighter a lot.

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Is this actually Fat?

No its the gay virgin fatrick

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Don't forget about Pajama boy Pat taking an other L from a real twitter pro.

Dilldo

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is literally him

Slop eater

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Keeping it in its sheath surprising you at the last second

Sheath underwear, use promo code failedaouthor at checkout.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is a small selection of what will be awaiting you, stlaker.

1/4 of those look like dildos.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Looks like tubby stole a knife from Outback Steakhouse.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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Twelve years without a dent or scratch? That's some good knife

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Is this actually Fat?

It is, but I think I lost the original tweet or whatever it was

 

[Meownaw]

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Fawk should have made it 140.48 (deepthroat)

 

[Caverlock]

Is this actually Fat?

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "I was inspired before a run.… "

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[SFWA liaison]

"competitive marksman" has the same issue as the half marathon LARP, these sorts of things get documented and reported, the rankings, the winners, the scores/times, etc

zero evidence of this

and he abandoned those LARPs as soon as there were eyes on him to call him out

 

[guest]

Looks like tubby stole a knife from Outback Steakhouse.

Fatback Fakehouse
Outhouse Halfhouse
Chik-Fail-A
Fat in the Box
QDoughba
Wronghorn Steakhouse
Fairy Queen
Lardby’s

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

BREAKING NEWS CCTV footage of Patrick's infamous knife fight has just been released.

 

[fuckwit]

I just don't know how he can hold a knife with his cloven hooves. It keeps me awake at night.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

You'll be straining pasta through your chest.
Your body will look like swiss cheese.
Your body will end up like someone trod on a delicious jelly doughnut.

 

[Antwan2]

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Reminder that this allegedly happened on an Indian Reservation. White Oppressor Pat stealing from the red man on his own land. Shameful.

I defeated this man in single combat, child. I think I can handle any stlaker.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"competitive marksman" has the same issue as the half marathon LARP, these sorts of things get documented and reported, the rankings, the winners, the scores/times, etc

zero evidence of this

and he abandoned those LARPs as soon as there were eyes on him to call him out

What a man! I can only imagine the untethered bullshit he'd be spewing to his beta followers if it weren't for Owen checking him

 

[Udders]

 

[Jizz]

Pat has legit skills with the bo staff so maybe he is a trained knife fighter. I'm thinking about going to this axe throwing place. Anyone know if I need to take a lesson or is it easy to figure out?