I've been thinking about Pat the trained knife fighter a lot.

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"Personal self-defense trainer"

Who the fuck describes it like that? Isn't all self-defense personal? Also, nice lack of any specific martial art you taught, you lying fucking pig.

He does private one-on-one lessons for the elite. I'm sorry you're stupid.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He really is mentally unwell

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Walter Fatton has entered the chat

Hey Earl! We got any 14th century philosophical based jokes back there?

Fresh out, boss

 

[Opesterino]

what the fuck was he trying to accomplish with this ridiculous photo..

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

what the fuck was he trying to accomplish with this ridiculous photo..

Wonder Woman meme? Or did Pat do this before 2017?

 

[Meownaw]

This is literally him

Slop eater

Was going to make a CQC joke fawk.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He really is mentally unwell

And he said this 5 years ago

 

[The Greaseman]

what the fuck was he trying to accomplish with this ridiculous photo..

He's an odd fellow

 

[guest]

Ahhh, gentlemen! My dojo burned down!

 

[guest]

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Wonder Woman meme? Or did Pat do this before 2017?

Her back is more muscular than his.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Ahhh, gentlemen! My dojo burned down!

Pat also went through the worst combat of a lifetime - divorce. Ussssss

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

This is a small selection of what will be awaiting you, stlaker.

Nice tactical cake, stupid

 

[stealthygeek]

This is why Pat thinks you are all dumb
He has clearly stated how he has disarmed a knife wielding attacker and since that day has carried that knife with him ever since.
Then when he casually mentions that he is trained in knife fighting you all question him.
occHam's razor.

Reminder that this allegedly happened on an Indian Reservation. White Oppressor Pat stealing from the red man on his own land. Shameful.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The only sharp object fighter in that house is the fish bucket. Mostly her scissor fights with Jen Huber.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

you guys think he has a knife in his asscrack at all times in case a cyberatalker shows up?

Don't forget about Pajama boy Pat taking an other L from a real twitter pro.

 

[guest]

Is this actually Fat?

 

[guest]

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Casey Ryback meet Casey Fatback

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

This can't be real it has to be his toilet talking

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

So glad we got that account permanently suspended.