I've been thinking about Pat the trained knife fighter a lot.

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Do you think this is his preferred stance? Perhaps the one where they hold the knife backwards regardless,im scared

 

[Racist Google Intern]

He specialized in the tunisian style, he loves maybe kissing his knives.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Keeping it in its sheath surprising you at the last second

 

[SFWA liaison]

you guys think he has a knife in his asscrack at all times in case a cyberatalker shows up?

 

[Pino_palladino]

The Undertaker with AIDS

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

you guys think he has a knife in his asscrack at all times in case a cyberatalker shows up?

No doubt, he's got 2 strapped to each ankle too, so when he does a Capoira kick, he can shoot them out like darts

 

[Dog Eater]

The only thing Pat stabs is poo (in other men’s anuses).

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

This is literally him

Slop eater

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This is a small selection of what will be awaiting you, stlaker.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I heard he uses the same flick trick he used in that unboxing video.

You know the one I’m talking about - it’s the one with toothless before the poor animal found itself head first up his ass. RIP toothless

 

[HotDogJoe]

He can neutralize you with or without weapons, staIker. You will be held in place until the police arrive, after which time you will go directly to prison.

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

 

[Kurt_Love]

My favorite is I'm a trained marathoner and jiu jitsu expert who's never mentioned my belt level because I definitely really train in it so I can chase you down for miles when you run away from my stealthy physique then I'll twist you into a pretzel.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He watched some of those old paladin press knife fighting videos

 

[MasterPosHonor]

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[HotDogJoe]

"Personal self-defense trainer"

Who the fuck describes it like that? Isn't all self-defense personal? Also, nice lack of any specific martial art you taught, you lying fucking pig.

 

[PorqueDealer]

This is why Pat thinks you are all dumb
He has clearly stated how he has disarmed a knife wielding attacker and since that day has carried that knife with him ever since.
Then when he casually mentions that he is trained in knife fighting you all question him.
occHam's razor.

 

[guest]

A governor, a navy seal.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

This is why Pat thinks you are all dumb
He has clearly stated how he has disarmed a knife wielding attacker and since that day has carried that knife with him ever since.
Then when he casually mentions that he is trained in knife fighting you all question him.
occHam's razor.

Walter Fatton has entered the chat

Hey Earl! We got any 14th century philosophical based jokes back there?