It's understated how shitty Pat's house is.

[guest]

Small and shitty, terrible area, a fucking metal hand rail out the front you only see on public property... It's like when you drive through a bad neighborhood and think, "man who are the drug addicts who live in these places?"

I guarantee everyone here lives in a nicer place. Even that third world country guy @gassers.

That's his life lol. He wakes up in that hellhole every day.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

The hovel is also light on closets so that’s probably why all of Rick’s clothes are wrinkled. That plus he’s lazy and fat.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That shitty little pipe hand rail truly is especially fucking awful.

 

[felonious_patposter]

Is there a free pallet wood scrap chairs ad up on craigslist yet?

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

You don’t think a pipe hand rail and pallet wood Adirondack chairs are the symbols of high society???

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I live in a 2003 Dodge Stratus and even I look down on Pat.

 

[SensibleKeks]

If your house doesn't have a garage, then you're ghetto/trailer park trash.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Ground floor

1st floor

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

You don’t think a pipe hand rail and pallet wood Adirondack chairs are the symbols of high society???

Along with toilet paper hanging from the bathroom door, yes the term is "splendid opulence"

 

[Will Tate]

I live in a 2003 Dodge Stratus and even I look down on Pat.

You should, you have 6 cylinders.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fucking niggers.

 

[SFWA liaison]

attic and basement are unfinished

 

[guest]

If your house doesn't have a garage, then you're ghetto/trailer park trash.

It's worse than that, there's not even a roof to park the car under.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Ground floor

1st floor

We always suspected.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

We always suspected.

Not too light on closets either, it seems.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I live in a 2003 Dodge Stratus and even I look down on Pat.

With a car, you can go anywhere.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The first house my wife and I bought when I was making about $40k a year was unequivocally better than Rick’s hovel, and it was near a city like him, not out in the boonies.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Not only is my house nicer, but the back yard too. I built a much nicer fire pit, much nicer raised beds for my wife's garden, and a nice wood fired oven. I also rigged up a little area to put up a white fabric screen for when we do backyard movie nights. I don't have any garbage wood Adirondacks though, so Pat's got that on me.

 

[RaggotFetard]

His house has lopsided doorways where the door won’t even close, lol.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I live in a 2003 Dodge Stratus and even I look down on Pat.