It's understated how shitty Pat's house is.

[HotDogJoe]

Whenever he gets swatted and someone posts the police logs, it’s endless call outs to his same street/neigborhood for things like ‘domestic call/shooting/alcohol related etc.

It makes me so happy that he lives in a place that’s as miserable as he is.

 

[Flavia's Prolapsed Anus]

Whenever he gets swatted and someone posts the police logs, it’s endless call outs to his same street/neigborhood for things like ‘domestic call/shooting/alcohol related etc.

It makes me so happy that he lives in a place that’s as miserable as he is.

There was a shooting on our street a few years ago and people still talk about it. For Pat's street it's a daily occurance. What a nightmare lmao.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

...and a nice wood fired oven.

Might i suggest an oven that runs on clean burning propane. Taste the meat etc...

 

[Jizzy Izzy]

Let's just say I've slept in some ghetto ass places out in the sticks in the 3rd world, and not once have I ever seen a toilet paper dispenser attached to the door.

 

[Dog Eater]

The shittyness of his house would make sense if he was renting or working every day with no time for improvements. But this unemployed deeply closeted faggot has made no effort to make the place less of a dump. Like fuck at least clean the porch and paint it.

 

[McGowan6]

The shittyness of his house would make sense if he was renting or working every day with no time for improvements. But this unemployed deeply closeted faggot has made no effort to make the place leas of a dump. Like fuck at least clean the porch and paint it.

Cutting his shitty patch of grass he calls a lawn wouldn't even reall cost anything, but no, his laziness has to come up with bullshit about "letting nature do its thing."

 

[Flavia's Prolapsed Anus]

Cutting his shitty patch of grass he calls a lawn wouldn't even reall cost anything, but no, his laziness has to come up with bullshit about "letting nature do its thing."

Child! The feces around my asshole are food for the flies! I do not have to shower! You stupid. Little. Baby infant! Who has a tiny, tiny little brain!

 

[Phish]

Hes got a nice garden, nice lawn chairs, a nice fence, and a semi-high milage, semi/extremely exposed to salt, v6 mustang. Sounds like a buncha haters in this thread.

 

[CompoundBasement]

This fat, lazy, malingering nigger is exactly why people choose to live in places with Homeowners Associations. Imagine trying to rehab your property and increase its value only for this slob to live on your block and ruin everything.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This fat, lazy, malingering nigger is exactly why people choose to live in places with Homeowners Associations. Imagine trying to rehab your property and increase its value only for this slob to live on your block and ruin everything.

I'm sure they'd appreciate a fat headed buffoon leaving junk lumber stacked next to their house

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If a Tornado struck Pats street it would do millions of dollars in improvements.

 

[NoBacon]

I wonder if he will let his closest and best friend pedophile Jackson Jones live in the other side of the hovel when he’s let into a halfway house.

Patrick describes him as his closest friend and made a lot of videos with him.

Huh, making videos with a jailed pedophile who you say is your best friend. Yikes. Welp

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The thing I wonder is if they’ve even bothered to invest in new windows. If they’re original to the house (or even if they’re more than a couple decades old), I’m sure their utilities are way higher year-round than they should be. Nothing worse than drafty old windows in a house like that.