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There was a shooting on our street a few years ago and people still talk about it. For Pat's street it's a daily occurance. What a nightmare lmao.
Might i suggest an oven that runs on clean burning propane. Taste the meat etc...
Cutting his shitty patch of grass he calls a lawn wouldn't even reall cost anything, but no, his laziness has to come up with bullshit about "letting nature do its thing."
Child! The feces around my asshole are food for the flies! I do not have to shower! You stupid. Little. Baby infant! Who has a tiny, tiny little brain!
I'm sure they'd appreciate a fat headed buffoon leaving junk lumber stacked next to their house
He might have more sinks than Dan
Only one bathroom per address. No way he’s got more than four sinks spread across both half-hovels combined.
They have a laundry room? Mud room? Could be a shitty old sink in the pepperoni grotto, too.
The only running water in the mud room is Niki’s gushing gash when Tyrone farts in it. She makes quite the bubbly mess.
Wait, he doesn’t even have a powder room?
Pat can’t even afford powder.
