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It's understated how shitty Pat's house is.

Flavia's Prolapsed Anus

"Flavia doesn't understand what sinks are"
Whenever he gets swatted and someone posts the police logs, it’s endless call outs to his same street/neigborhood for things like ‘domestic call/shooting/alcohol related etc.

It makes me so happy that he lives in a place that’s as miserable as he is.
There was a shooting on our street a few years ago and people still talk about it. For Pat's street it's a daily occurance. What a nightmare lmao.


Your chair looks like shit, Fat boy.
The shittyness of his house would make sense if he was renting or working every day with no time for improvements. But this unemployed deeply closeted faggot has made no effort to make the place leas of a dump. Like fuck at least clean the porch and paint it.
Cutting his shitty patch of grass he calls a lawn wouldn't even reall cost anything, but no, his laziness has to come up with bullshit about "letting nature do its thing."


The Lizard King
I wonder if he will let his closest and best friend pedophile Jackson Jones live in the other side of the hovel when he’s let into a halfway house.

Patrick describes him as his closest friend and made a lot of videos with him.

Huh, making videos with a jailed pedophile who you say is your best friend. Yikes. Welp

Salted Earth Truffle

Patrick S. Tomlinson is owned by Elon Musk
The thing I wonder is if they’ve even bothered to invest in new windows. If they’re original to the house (or even if they’re more than a couple decades old), I’m sure their utilities are way higher year-round than they should be. Nothing worse than drafty old windows in a house like that.