IT'S OFFICIAL.... Patrick Court Transcript LIVE tonight @ 8pm ET on YouTube

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Are we all having forum crushes now? There's a Christina Ricci guy and a Lucy Lawless guy already.

Can you blame me?

 

[guest]

Right now Pat is celebrating "riffs", he's too autistic to get the humor, which can be exploited for more humor.

 

[Heyfellas]

He wasn't doing an Opie bit? I laughed my ass off at the Scott and Todd music. It could have ended there

The bits are so nuanced here and this place never breaks kayfabe so who knows what it was. I’m just taking it at face value

 

[guest]

I disavow Kiwi Farms

 

[guest]

@World Wide Web Wyyzrd comment?

 

[Zombie247]

I don't know the score. But I'm happy Caverlock got some audio rep.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

THOSE FAAAAWKING KIWIFARM SSSSCUMBAGSSS!

 

[Zombie247]

ONA Forums towards KF:

 

[guest]

Hoping that was an opie bit, would be very creative and artistic.

If not then I hope Dan chills out a little and thinks of Philip Marma, be happy you are alive and just ignore the fawwwkin haters

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Was that really Joe?

He sounded like him.

 

[Heyfellas]

Whas that really Joe?

He sounded like him.

I said it in the YouTube chat, but it was so fucking stupid that there’s no way it wasn’t Joe

 

[guest]

This is no SUNY Geneseo stuff here.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Hoping that was an opie bit, would be very creative and artistic.

If not then I hope Dan chills out a little and thinks of Philip Marma, be happy you are alive and just ignore the fawwwkin haters

@ChicopeeChip is the actor who plays Sommerville Dan on the podcast, i'm sorry if you're too stupid to see that, sniff.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

@ChicopeeChip this kiwi autist is telling you to go get your fucking shinebox. You gonna take that shit bud?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'm proud of Cocaine Dan

 

[guest]

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

@ChicopeeChip this kiwi autist is telling you to go get your fucking shinebox. You gonna take that shit bud?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Alan's ex wife is called Carol, just a fun fact.

 

[guest]

This ends as full on flame war with guests dumping out every episode the forum collapses, we all go our own ways, 6 months later subpoenas are giving and the arrests start happening.... it was all a Patrick ruse, his plan to take out the worst of humanity.

 

[guest]

Between tonight and him getting mad at @NortheastPhilly for trolling him, Dan is spiraling towards faggotville.

Dan is upset that awful internet trolls don't appreciate him and his work...

Troll's, trolls are your audience. What do you expect? You'll never receive the praise or appreciation that you think you deserve.

P.s.

You mentioned selling Fatrick themed merch.

Good God I hope you were joking.