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Is Vivek actually awesome or is he a plant?

Suetonius

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If I ever do any see of Jenna, it will end every quickly and very poorly and he knows that, of course.
IN MY DREAM I SEE JENNAS LIFELESS BODY LYING IN A DARK CORNER OF AN LA PARKING GARAGE WITH HIS HEAD SEVERED LYING IN A HUGE POOL OF BLOOD. HORRAY!!!

(Admin, this is a satirical repurposing of a direct quote from the Utah man who threatened to kill Biden. I have repurposed Jennas name for Bidens. The humorful part of this statement is that I have no ill will towards Jenna nor know who they are.)
 

RoTheHo69

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You seem to want to re-write the law, and say death threats only matter if you know the physical location of the person you threaten.
You know that an overt lack of credibility nullifies any case one would have of being threatened with death right? Of course you do! DO DA BIT
If it's not a bit:
 

Jenna

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Yes, but the difference between these boomer circlejerkers and us is described in the article you linked.

These boomers said he was a sweet guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly - and clarified they never saw his facebook posts.

So already these people are operating without full information. The FBI was and acted.

So how are you comparing this to us and Nobacon? In this scenario we also do not have the full information about Nobacon. But in this situation Admin is not the fucking FBI - He can’t put together a case of evidence from social media sites we don’t know Nobacon has where he clarifies the seriousness of the threats against you.

Do you see what i’m saying? I’m asking that seriously because I can’t have this get confused again.

That's my point, admin isn't the FBI, neither are you or anyone else here.

Taking a zero tolerance policy to death threats is common sense everywhere else on the internet. Try going on reddit or twitter threatening to shoot random people and then go "but... I didn't know where they live! You can't punish me!"

You fags are too obsessed with giving each other permission to make death threats, when you have no authority to constitute what's hyperbole and what's serious. If someone said they want to strap me to a machine and make me rap to death, yeah that's obvious hyperbole. "I'll shoot you dead immediately" isn't a very humorous joke to me.
 

The NaTurryl Man

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That's my point, admin isn't the FBI, neither are you or anyone else here.

Taking a zero tolerance policy to death threats is common sense everywhere else on the internet. Try going on reddit or twitter threatening to shoot random people and then go "but... I didn't know where they live! You can't punish me!"

You fags are too obsessed with giving each other permission to make death threats, when you have no authority to constitute what's hyperbole and what's serious. If someone said they want to strap me to a machine and make me rap to death, yeah that's obvious hyperbole. "I'll shoot you dead immediately" isn't a very humorous joke to me.
Report it to the feds then you fucking baby
 

Suetonius

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That's my point, admin isn't the FBI, neither are you or anyone else here.

Taking a zero tolerance policy to death threats is common sense everywhere else on the internet.
Apparently it wasn’t considering this random fucking boomer was making credible death threats for months on FACEBOOK without being banned. He was literally only banned after he died. But ok, I get it, Admin and all of us aren’t the FBI. If Nobacons threat were credible the FBI will be talking to him. They most likely won’t because I don’t know how seriously they take “If i ever heard your gay voice i’d shoot you”. Imagine if that exact comment were posted on GameFaqs or some other dumb forum. No one would give it an ounce of credibility.
Try going on reddit or twitter threatening to shoot random people and then go "but... I didn't know where they live! You can't punish me!"
Ok, so what you are arguing for is for this place to have the same moderation as other social media sites. Do you think they take down threatening messages because they’re criminal or because they’re against their terms of service? Most likely the latter.

Again, using the example I just said, If i go on Reddit and say “Want me to slap your asshole with a pistol buddy?” I would probably be banned for salty language. My info would not be turned over to the cops because what I said is not a crime. Why the fuck you would want an equal moderation here compared to Reddit is dumb, especially when, again, this moderation has nothing to do with crime and instead salty language you don’t like.
You fags are too obsessed with giving each other permission to make death threats, when you have no authority to constitute what's hyperbole and what's serious. If someone said they want to strap me to a machine and make me rap to death, yeah that's obvious hyperbole. "I'll shoot you dead immediately" isn't a very humorous joke to me.
Once again you just fail to leave in the context that makes it hyperbole. He said he would shoot you if he ever heard your gay rapping voice and came around children he doesn’t even have. So yeah, that sounds like hyperbole to me. You’re focused on the fact that the method of hypothetical killing is a real one and not some fanciful joke.

If I said I want to put you on the guillotine is that a threat? Sure, guillotines aren’t used anymore so it’s primitivism makes it hyperbolic. But its still a real weapon and method of death. If Nobacon said he wanted to shoot you with a Gatling Gun would you take it as serious?
 

Jenna

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Apparently it wasn’t considering this random fucking boomer was making credible death threats for months on FACEBOOK without being banned. He was literally only banned after he died. But ok, I get it, Admin and all of us aren’t the FBI. If Nobacons threat were credible the FBI will be talking to him. They most likely won’t because I don’t know how seriously they take “If i ever heard your gay voice i’d shoot you”. Imagine if that exact comment were posted on GameFaqs or some other dumb forum. No one would give it an ounce of credibility.

Ok, so what you are arguing for is for this place to have the same moderation as other social media sites. Do you think they take down threatening messages because they’re criminal or because they’re against their terms of service? Most likely the latter.

Again, using the example I just said, If i go on Reddit and say “Want me to slap your asshole with a pistol buddy?” I would probably be banned for salty language. My info would not be turned over to the cops because what I said is not a crime. Why the fuck you would want an equal moderation here compared to Reddit is dumb, especially when, again, this moderation has nothing to do with crime and instead salty language you don’t like.

Once again you just fail to leave in the context that makes it hyperbole. He said he would shoot you if he ever heard your gay rapping voice and came around children he doesn’t even have. So yeah, that sounds like hyperbole to me. You’re focused on the fact that the method of hypothetical killing is a real one and not some fanciful joke.

If I said I want to put you on the guillotine is that a threat? Sure, guillotines aren’t used anymore so it’s primitivism makes it hyperbolic. But its still a real weapon and method of death. If Nobacon said he wanted to shoot you with a Gatling Gun would you take it as serious?

There's a reason why every other website on the internet has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to "I'm gonna find you and shoot you to death" posting.

You're essentially being the drunk driver right now. I know I'll make it home! I don't need to buy an uber!

Sometimes you make it home, othertimes you hit a tree and have the steering wheel dislocate your jaw. Good luck explaining to your cops your drunken confidence. Good luck to the bar owner explaining to the cops his "driving drunk is awesome" policy.
 

Jenna

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looks like someone has me on the pay no mind list...

You got any more of those wikipedia articles in lieu of case law? Why don't you explain to me what a red herring is, and how that gives you permission to encourage death threats. Epistemology!
 

midwit

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I'm brand new to this place, only know tell of the ole subreddit/never visited, so forgive me for opining as a noob.

But...this place appeals to the Opie and Anthony demographic which is to say the white working class demographic. The FBI has a literal mandate to spend an unfathomable amount of money on "fighting white nationalism [online.]" Anywhere that has white people that isn't highly censorious/allows N-bombs is "white nationalism" in 2023. In their eyes this board may as well be a Nazi Larp Brigade.

In 2010 worrying about stuff like this was paranoid/making yourself sound too important. We were still sorta-kinda a real(ish) country. In 2023, if you don't think the FBI is at least perusing this forum you are out of your fucking mind. For god sakes, they invented an entire hoax to "kidnap the governor of Michigan," got a few morons drunk via undercover and created an entire orchestra. They are openly infiltrating the Catholic Church as they see it as, their words, "a potential breeding ground for white nationalism."

Just read this: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...s-red-pill-based-and-chad-as-extremist-terms/

If this was my place any edgy jokes involving violence that even seem a little bit 'egh' would be getting the hammer. People have been charged for less. The FBI conviction rate was like 94% last I checked.

EDIT: Re-reading this thread..I should have read more closely before yapping. The above reads like I have an opinion on individual people being banned which I do not.
 
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The NaTurryl Man

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I'm brand new to this place, only know tell of the ole subreddit/never visited, so forgive me for opining as a noob.

But...this place appeals to the Opie and Anthony demographic which is to say the white working class demographic. The FBI has a literal mandate to spend an unfathomable amount of money on "fighting white nationalism [online.]" Anywhere that has white people that isn't highly censorious/allows N-bombs is "white nationalism" in 2023. In their eyes this board may as well be a Nazi Larp Brigade.

In 2010 worrying about stuff like this was paranoid/making yourself sound too important. We were still sorta-kinda a real(ish) country. In 2023, if you don't think the FBI is at least perusing this forum you are out of your fucking mind. For god sakes, they invented an entire hoax to "kidnap the governor of Michigan," got a few morons drunk via undercover and created an entire orchestra. They are openly infiltrating the Catholic Church as they see it as, their words, "a potential breeding ground for white nationalism."

Just read this: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...s-red-pill-based-and-chad-as-extremist-terms/

If this was my place any edgy jokes involving violence that even seem a little bit 'egh' would be getting the hammer. People have been charged for less. The FBI conviction rate was like 94% last I checked.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 

RoTheHo69

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I'm brand new to this place, only know tell of the ole subreddit/never visited, so forgive me for opining as a noob.

But...this place appeals to the Opie and Anthony demographic which is to say the white working class demographic. The FBI has a literal mandate to spend an unfathomable amount of money on "fighting white nationalism [online.]" Anywhere that has white people that isn't highly censorious/allows N-bombs is "white nationalism" in 2023. In their eyes this board may as well be a Nazi Larp Brigade.

In 2010 worrying about stuff like this was paranoid/making yourself sound too important. We were still sorta-kinda a real(ish) country. In 2023, if you don't think the FBI is at least perusing this forum you are out of your fucking mind. For god sakes, they invented an entire hoax to "kidnap the governor of Michigan," got a few morons drunk via undercover and created an entire orchestra. They are openly infiltrating the Catholic Church as they see it as, their words, "a potential breeding ground for white nationalism."

Just read this: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...s-red-pill-based-and-chad-as-extremist-terms/

If this was my place any edgy jokes involving violence that even seem a little bit 'egh' would be getting the hammer. People have been charged for less. The FBI conviction rate was like 94% last I checked.
You are jenna. You're doing this bit where you act like a reddit fag. It's a really great bit. You're hilarious!
 
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